Chibi Russia quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

What? Why me? No thanks. I want to see Lithuania get in big trouble and come crawling back for help. Then Latvia will be right behind.

Do you have a miniature detachable head?

Hold on. Question. What are you going to be doing, America?

Fuu… but soon I might probably get to say goodbye to everyone…

It make me pleasure smile to think how they will all be destroyed by my overwhelming power.

You called?

When I look into all of your stupid faces… I think about how much fun it will be to pound them into dust…

Oh! Доброе утро, (Dobroye utro) Britain! You’re here kind of early today, aren’t you? *the chair explodes*

Ah, comfy!

Hahahahahaha!

Ok... So all I have to do is jump out of this plane and attack them, right?

Don't be silly! There's plenty of snow on the ground. It'll break my fall because it's soft.

I am Russian! I know everything about snow. Well, see you around! [jumps out of the plane] Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

December 25th is just like any other day at my house, да? (da) Our big winter celebration is called Epiphany! On January 7th, when the Wisemen visited the baby Jesus. But instead of that story we teach kids a version of pagan belief using a guy called Дед Мороз. (Ded Moroz) Or, Father Frost, who performs witchcraft if you make dolls of him!

Tradition says that those dolls will start moving after 25 days!