Rome quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

♪Listen as I tell you what hell would be! To begin with, all the cooks would be British! The policemen would all be German! And the engineering would fall to the French! Your lover would unfortunately... be Swiss! And the bankers would be from... Italy! ♪ Yahoo!

♪ Listen now as I tell you what heaven would be! All the cooks would be the French! The policemen would all be British, obviously! Engineers would be German! The bankers would be from Switzerland! ♪ And of course your lover would naturally be Italian! Yahoo!

Whaaaat? You’re kidding me; this can’t-a be Italy’s ally. Get out!

Oh please! What kind of fool does not recognize this greatness when they see it? My sculpture like-a beauty should give it away! Wait, check this side! I’m-a so Roman Empire, supreme-a ruler of all! Ah…!

I am-a too him!

Nice! I’m-a so hungry! Nom… I am the Roman Empire.

I came-a to see my little Italy pumpkin…

My little grandson… so cute!!

So tell me, what kind of a man doesn’t have a woman in-a bed with him every night?

When I was-a your age, I had a plethora of lovely ladies around me! Oh, are you not into girls?

Come on-a now; don’t be so sensitive! No one here’s-a judging you! There’s nothing wrong with playing for another team! And everyone likes to experiment a little, except me, of course.

Well, there’s always a bit of the self-a love, is there not?

Can you believe I was-a ever that small… first, Carthage fell, and then others died. Good times! Ah, memories…! I just ate, had sex, fought, had sex, and slept every day!

No way…! You’re right! Get out of here; you’re a fan, aren’t you? You’re-a my fan!

Of course! Respect away, then! Have as much respect for me as you want; I’m so moved! You have-a touched an old man, my friend!!