Canada quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

I’m right here… I wonder if they’ll pay attention if I make some noise... one day they’ll notice me…

I’m Canada…!!

Hahhhahahaha….

Sure he’s right, you British jerk of jerks!

Listen to me, America…! I wanted to let you know something, mister! You’ve caused me a lot of trouble, and I’ve had enough of it!

Oh, nothing! It’s uh… a beautiful day today, isn’t it?

I… just wanted to chat! But it’s nothing important or anything; don’t worry about it… Uh… it’s just… you know how you like to boss everybody around? Well they always think I’m you so they take it out on me… I don’t suppose you would reconsider being the asshole of the world, would you?

Ahhhhhh!!!! Gotcha! Just kidding! I was so totally joking with you just then, America…! Wasn’t that funny…?

I said I love how we’ve become best friends! And that’s all! I failed; he’s just so strong and so loud….!

I’m Canadia…

(sigh)… hey, Mr. Kumajirou? Why doesn’t anybody ever remember who I am…?

Great idea! I just have to change my appearance so it’s completely unmistakable who I am! And that’s why I ended up tattooing a maple leaf on my forehead!

You know, I wonder why people wear Hawaiian shirts in Cuba!

But I’m Canada!!

Nnnnnnnn!! My grandma taught me the true spirit of the maple leaf, and it’s in her honor I now defend, you stupid hoser!