Greece quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Mmhmm!

Nh… these are the ruins of Olympia, where they used to hold the sacred sporting festival called the Olympics. This very spot was where the stadium used to stand… it was so important they’d even postpone wars during it… my mother taught me all about it…

It’s freaky…

My mother could have watched these games back in their heyday… in a way… that’s not possible… oh, ah… hey France, want to hear something weird?

Women weren’t allowed to enter in the Olympics, and the men had to compete completely naked.

I found something interesting and I wanted you to be the first to see it. It’s cool. Just like you.

Yeah. I didn’t either. I found this stone bench thing I can sleep on whenever I want.

Mhm… and you can sleep right next to me.

Zzzzz....

Behold! The guy with the crazy eyes is Zeus. He was king of the gods.

Yeah. Zeus was pretty much like a typical Greek man. ‘Cause he had a bunch of lovers, and really didn’t care who knew about it.

Look… I’m a big cat! Don’t you want to scratch my belly?

Hey, guess what? Japan digs my sexy cat ears.

Oh yeah? He still likes me the best.

Wrong.