Mochi-Italy quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

... PASTA----!

Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!

You’re wrong! There’s no one inside! DO NOT OPEN THE BOX!!!!

Why are you ignoring me?! What point is it to try to see the box of tomatoes fairy’s guts?!?!

Wah! I’m so sorry; you were right! I am not a box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies! Lies!!! LIES!!!! Please don’t shoot me; I’m too young to die, and what if I don’t die but am just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please I’ll do anything! Well, I mean within reason… I DON’T WANT TO DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

I mean seriously, I’m a virgin! Where do you think they get Virgin Olive Oil? The point is you don’t want to shoot the virgin! We’re pathetic enough as it is!!! I apologize for the lying, and the boxing, and really I’m a good Italy! I swear! You’re Germany, right?!

I have relatives in Berlin!

Wait, you’re telling me you know Grandpa Rome? What a fantastico turn of events! Especially for this poor pizza and pasta lover! You had me completely fooled! I thought you were really mean and scary! So we can be friends, ok?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah……. *whine cry whine*

Hey there Germany!! I finished all my preparations to become your best ally ever!!!!

Tada!! First I got pasta, pasta sauces, wine, pasta fruits! And ingredients for pasta!

Don’t sweat it! I also made stuff for the war! Aha~!! I made one especially for you too!

Mm hmm! I pulled an all-nighter making them by hand!

And! You can also use them with the girls you date!

In Italian that would be “Un Asse….!” *sleeping noises*