Chibi Prussia quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

The stupid anime writers have no idea what they are doing. Germany gets all the screen time und the jokes that get beeped! I’m awesome Prussia, not some bit player like France. That’s it. Since I’m already pissed anyway, I’ll just torment these guys instead. The great Prussia will unleash secret weapon kept hidden all this time. That’s right! A diary. One I’ve been writing in like a silly junior high girl since time began! Nobody has escaped my covert condescension. Hehe! You may have tried to bury past humiliations, but they’ll all be dug up by me!

I am awesome! Shout that I am awesome! Kneel down and cry!

To reward Prussia for being so awesome, I’m going to give myself… all of Burzenland!!

I would recommend that you stay far away from Hungary. That guy has some serious anger issues! Und he is a crackpot.

Hehehehehehe… I was so cute when I was younger. Oh, heck, I still am!

Ahhhhhh!

Hey, West! You're not drinking beer? That's funny! Don't tell me you were threatened!

*Making guitar noises*

Lame-o.

Where's your loyalty to the Teutonic Knights, also I am currently shopping around for a new name!

I don't care about that! Eat my holy sword with your butt!

I went to Russia for some basic recon today but that crazy face attacked us with his dirty tricks!

Yeah, we lost a bit, but it's too cold there, you know?! I don't need Russia, I don't need anyone, I am awesome!!!

Pff-Ha! Don't forget also the fishnets!

Hey, hey, hey! It’s Dance Time, I’m Awesome! The popular singing show for me, und also by me! Because I am awesome Prussia! Now let’s get started, shall we? Today, we’ve got Ukraine and Belarus! They’re singing… Carrot und Stick! Carrot und… Stick!