China quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

China

Western nations are so immature. I doubt they ever grow up. Maybe I can try appealing to the only organ of theirs' that seems to work. Would you guys like to sample some Chinese tasty treats?

China

Please everyone, calm down!

China

身体好吗? (Shēntǐ hǎo ma?) Oh great, Britain, France, and America are fighting again over nothing! Why can’t you just dominate your people with a totalitarian government, really…

China

Here, let me show you how things are decided using ancient Chinese fashion.

China

Because I’m the oldest!

China

(Sigh) Every single day, another power struggle… it’s exhausting… Ah… who is that? I’ve never seen him around here before… You must be a new country…! You’re so little… I’m sure it was rough on you to have been born in such a small place… You can call me China! If there’s something you don’t know, all you have to do is ask me! So, would you mind telling me your name?

China

Ah…! Well that wasn’t very nice!

China

Aiyah!

China

Uhh…

China

Ah! I have my wok with me!

China

It’s a chair that’s been cursed…!

China

It’s some lunatic flying around in a crazy foolish plane!

China

That's right. Put on your parachute now.

China

I hope they both die.

China

Should we stop them?