“Episode Three” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

(Interview) Kalen, just keep the oven shut. You keep letting out the heat.

Stop opening the oven! Stop!

I need the proteins! MOVE! LET'S GO!

Lamb can walk, please!

[checks the lamb again] That's still raw! [walks back to workstation] What are we serving?!

Lamb.

(to Kalen) Get it back in the fucking oven!

Yes, chef.

It's so fucking raw, it's still got its wool on it!

Yes, chef!

MOVE!!

FRANK!

Yes, chef.

Get a grip, yeah?!

I got it, chef. (to Aaron and Santos) You ready to go?

No.

You ready to walk? I wanna see you walk.

No! Stop, Frank! They're not ready! They're three minutes out, Frank! You just gave him the chicken veg for three minutes out.

[spits out spinach after tasting it] All of you, come here! So Frank hits the window two minutes early! (to Frank) Just taste what you've given me. Taste that!

I just seasoned it!

Taste that. And what's the one thing it's missing?

Salt.

Salt and pepper, chef.

Frank! Frank! FRANK!!

Yes, chef.

Fuck off upstairs! GET OUT!

Yes, chef. (interview) Messing up, it's like... I don't know. It's like a monkey and a wrench. A monkey, a wrench and a monkey. Monkey and a... That's not right. Hold on.

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON? The salmon is raw, and the chicken is as dry as a fucking camel’s asshole in the fucking desert storm! Look how stringy that is. (throws chicken)

Heard, chef.

Hey no, no, no, not heard (throws spoon). No, stop! That’s food leaving the kitchen expected to be served. No! No! No! No! (Slamming the raw wellingtons and overcooked chicken).

(interview) It feels like, I just took 1, 2, like 3 uppercuts straight to the gut.

Let me communicate something to you all: GET OUT! GET OUT!

(shocked) He’s kicking them out.

And so much for Wendy Williams being a source of inspiration. V.I.P.’s? You certainly didn’t treat them like V.I.P.’s. Pathetic! Absolutely pathetic.