[Gordon prepares to open Hell's Kitchen for Mexican Night.]
Let's go. Uh, James...
[James is wearing an enormous Sombrero.]
What the fuck are you wearing?
“Episode Five” · Season 10, Episode 5
In this episode: Gordon (8), Dana (4), Robyn (3), Christina Wilson (3), Narrator (2), Kimmie (2), Tiffany Johnson (2), Danielle Rimmer (2)
[Dana and Kimmie are about to bring their entrées to the pass]
DDana
Are you putting these all in one thing?
Yeah. [puts her meat into Dana's tray of fish; Dana brings them to the pass]
Look, hey look. Fish and meat on the same tray. Meat dripping into the fish, fish dripping into the meat.
DDana
(interview) I said to her, "where do you want me to put these. To all in this one tray?" She's like, "yeah, sure. Put it on that tray."
Who put that on there? That's disgusting. Who done that?
(interview) I'm waiting on Dana to say she did it because that bitch did it!
How can you put that onto one fucking tray? [throws his spoon away]
DDana
(interview) I think Kimmie need to grow some balls. It's your station, man up!
Who put that on there? Was it a ghost? Somebody tell me what is happening! Fucking idiots!
I did, chef!
Fucking tray! [throws his spoon away]
(interview) Dana fucking put that shit on there. I said, "I did it," to Chef Ramsay because it was my station, but it was her fault.
[to Kimmie] Go ahead.
Move! [shoves Christina Wilson away]
O–Okay!
I got it! Move! Get off my station!
Now we're dragging the New York strip.
(interview) I was fucking pissed that I'm getting in trouble for something somebody else did. [to Robyn about the tray mishap] You know I didn't put that shit on there, right? [Robyn nods] Alright, just checking.
Dana, did you put that on there?
DDana
Nope. I asked her specifically, did you want–
No, you put it on there, alright!
STOP!
Who the fuck cares?! Just finish the fucking food and shut the fuck up! I don't WANNA hear it!
Stop!
[to Dana] Just stay over there and off my shit. Fucking nasty bitch, dude.
DDana
(interview) Kimmie, like, for a big girl is a big baby. That's what she is. You know, I don't need to deal with that shit. If I'm trying to help you, that's bullshit!
[Gordon checks on pork brought up by Danielle]
All of you!
Yes, chef!
STOP!
Oh, fuck!
Yeah, come here! The ultimate insult. Raw pork! Not pink, not slightly undercooked, fucking RAW! [smashes the pork] SHIT! [throws his spoon across the workstation]
(interview) He was pissed! I felt really bad for the pig. The pig didn't do it, it was Danielle.
Sorry, chef.
Oh, Danielle.
And in the Red Kitchen...
Where's the pork?
Right here!
Danielle is looking to redeem herself with her second attempt at the pork.
[Danielle brings up the pork]
I think it's good. If it's not, I'm going to freak out.
[Gordon starts to cut into the pork.]
DDana
Oh shit! Danielle, he's cutting it. So just get another one going...
[Danielle gapes in horror]
He's coming back!
Dani, get the pan hot. Right now!
He's coming back! It's raw!
Dani, get another pork working right now. Now!
[Gordon turns around with the tray of pork]
Hey! Just STOP! Raw pork again. Pink and bloody in the middle. I give up. (to Danielle) And one more thing. GET OUT!
Fucking ready right here, here! Sorry, Chef, I apologize. Sure that was done?
Don't put out the pork, it's not cooked, don't put out the pork, it's not cooked.
[Gordon slices Justin's served pork]
Don't - put - out - the - pork - it's - not - cooked.
[Gordon checks on pork brought up by Justin; finds that it's raw and returns the tray to the workstation]
(to Clemenza and Justin) Hey, both of you come here! (knocks the workstation)
(to Justin) I said it wasn't done.
BOTH OF YOU!
(shows the raw pork) That is it. GET OUT!
Yes, chef. (to Justin) I said it wasn't done.
Can I please-?
GET OUT!
[throws the tongs]
(interview) I just told you the pork's not cooked five motherfuckin' times!
It's my fault, Clemenza.
(interview) How dumb can you fucking be?!
The total number of chefs in the dorms is now up to five and in the red kitchen, Barbie is taking special precautions to make sure she isn't joining them.
[Barbie uses her meat thermometer in her chicken breast]
Hey you, come here you. Give me that. The day we need, look at me, a thermometer. The day we need that to cook a breast of chicken! You, GET OUT!
(interview) I don't know why she can't cook chicken, I really don't. Cooking a breast of chicken is about as easy as taking a shit. Anybody can do that. Are you that dumb?
[Tiffany brings her mashed potatoes to the pass, Gordon checks it; finds that it's burnt]
Tiffany, put that down.
Yes, Chef.
Look at me. Seriously, I've had enough. [slams the pan on the workstation] Shit burned mash. Get out. Get out! I swear to God, I don't give a fuck if the whole team goes home tonight, I - don't - care!
DDana
(interview) Chef Ramsay's been on like a kicking out spree right now. I'm scared shitless right now, I'm not going to lie!
(to Royce) Hey, chef. Shit chef, come here. Burnt bits of crispy skin. Eat that. [Royce tastes the burnt chicken skin] How did that taste?
Terrible, chef.
GET OUT! Hey, I'm done! You're over your head! [claps angrily] GET OUT OF HERE.
[Royce heads back to dorms, leaving just Brian and Roshni in the Blue kitchen]
(interview) All of a sudden, it's just me and Roshe. Holy shhhiiittt!
I don't give a fuck if I finish this table on my own with Scott. I don't care anymore.
(interview) We are screwed, big time.
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