Danielle Rimmer quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Many years ago, when I first met Chef Ramsay, I told him I wanted to work for him so bad that I would shave my head. [holds up picture of himself with hair] This is what I looked like before I started working with Chef Ramsay. [some of the contestants laugh]

Wow.

Yesterday, Chef Ramsay was asking how I'm gonna test your commitment. I couldn't think of a better way than for you to do what I did eight years ago. (to Andi) Andi, please bring in the barber's chair.

(interview) This cannot be happening. Who wants to shave their head? What girl wants to shave their head?

I have even convinced Andi to make the same commitment.

(interview) No way. There's no way she's gonna cut her hair.

Oh, fuck it. I already beat you to it. [pulls wig off, revealed that she puts a bald cap above her head]

(interview) I don't want even to look him in the eye. Please don't cut my hair! please don't cut my hair! PLEASE DON'T CUT MY HAIR! PLEASE DON'T CUT MY HAIR!

(pause; points to Danielle) You?

SCOTT! [walks from a balcony] What the fuck is going down there? STOP, SCOTT!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

I'm sorry, chef.

[Letting Danielle be back in line] You, out of the chair! Back in line!

(interview) Yes, yes, thank God. Thank God, this is totally not gonna happen.

Enough's enough! I want all of you to get into the kitchens and cook me your signature dish! Let's go! [looks at Andi's "bald" head after the contestants run to both kitchens; to Scott] What the fuck happened to Andi?

All of you, come here. Three risottos of the same table. A light one, a dark one and a medium one. The same fucking table.

(interview) Ohh! Dagger in the heart, shit!

Who's in charge of the appetisers?

I am.

So you don't them into one pan and finish them together?

I should have.

You put them on together one minute to go into one big pan, fuck me!

(interview) I'm like, "Brianna, do something." You're supposed to do everything.

COME ON!! Hurry up! Get them into one pan! I'm not going to serve them in three different colours!

Yes, chef.

Oh, my God!

Hey, [returns to the workstation] all of you, come here. Taste that, yeah? Just fucking taste that. How does that taste?

Undercooked and not seasoned.

(to Christina) How does that, you? Tell me.

Christina Wilson

I just spit it out chef.

Oh, really?

It was undercooked chef. Sorry.

So you're rushing and cooking bland food! [knocks his hand on the workstation] Come on, Danielle!

It's coming chef.

What is that? It's not even hot. [Calls the teams] All of you, come here! Just taste that for me. ALL OF YOU, TASTE THAT! TASTE THE FUCKING GARLIC ON THERE. WHO SEASONED THAT?

Sorry chef--

Hey, madam! Your mouth is exploded from the garlic.

I understand that, chef.

After that, stone-cold sauce, who set the sauce?

Ummm, I did.

STOP! (calls Robyn and Danielle to kick out of the kitchen) BOTH OF YOU FUCK OFF!!! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! GET OUT!

All of you!

Yes, chef!

STOP!

Oh, fuck!

Yeah, come here! The ultimate insult. Raw pork! Not pink, not slightly undercooked, fucking RAW! [smashes the pork] SHIT! [throws his spoon across the workstation]

(interview) He was pissed! I felt really bad for the pig. The pig didn't do it, it was Danielle.

Sorry, chef.

Oh, Danielle.

And in the Red Kitchen...

Where's the pork?

Right here!

Danielle is looking to redeem herself with her second attempt at the pork.

I think it's good. If it's not, I'm going to freak out.

Oh shit! Danielle, he's cutting it. So just get another one going...

He's coming back!

Christina Wilson

Dani, get the pan hot. Right now!

He's coming back! It's raw!

Christina Wilson

Dani, get another pork working right now. Now!

Hey! Just STOP! Raw pork again. Pink and bloody in the middle. I give up. (to Danielle) And one more thing. GET OUT!