Hold on. Let's hear 'em out. [Two-Face switches the lights on to see their faces.] What the...? Adult film actresses Kylie Kyriptonite and Brittney Bionic?
What up, Gotham City? You ready to lick up my toe? Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are back! [to Dick] Now, that's how you make an entrance, you fucking dork.
[After Man-Bat's acceptance speech in bat language] I hope we won't have to censor any of that. [Laughing] I'm kidding, I'm kidding. It was a very touching speech about your mother's leukemia.
Because we had an affair while you were dating, and you left him at the altar for me, and now we're all seated at an award show where you and I are run for "Best Couple"...
Okay, I absolutely love that image, but Ive, I'm so sorry. You had real anxiety all night and... I should have helped. I was so fixated on that award when I was with Joker 'cause it was the only validation I've ever got. But that was a bad relationship and I've grown beyond that. So who cares about a dumb trophy? [gently touches Ivy's face] I got the real award right here.
When Catwoman and I hooked up, I wanted more, even though it was so obvious that she didn't. So, I waited around, hoping that she'll change her mind and while I waited I was just wrapped around her little fingers. Anyway, after it finally ended, I felt so pathetic. I never wanted to think about it again, so when you brought it up I just got defensive and I said something I shouldn't. Harley, it wasn't even a real relationship and I know that, because when we got together, I knew I finally found what I've been pining for all those years. [tears up] Catwoman didn't mean a thing to me. But you... you Harley, you mean everything.
I'm fine. I don't need Selina. I'm not looking for love. I just want to focus on my career right now. [He looks at Frank who is tied up in his lab.] Poison Ivy did something to him. And I'm gonna figure out what.
