Nightwing quotes from Harley Quinn

Batman

What's with your voice?

Nightwing

What are you talking about?

Batman

It's a bit... overly serious.

Nightwing

I think it's an appropriate amount of... serious.

Nightwing

[after meeting with Damian] I thought you were four.

It's been eight years. That's how time works, dickhead.

Poison Ivy

Maybe if I just go to the Green, I can find a way to control them.

Harley Quinn

No, absolutely not! The last time you went there, you almost died.

Nightwing

What other choice do we have?

Poison Ivy

I hate to say this, but the Bludhaven boner's right. Plus, I know what to expect now. [to Harley] I've got this, peanut.

Harley Quinn

Who knew confidence was my kink?

Poison Ivy

Okay, while I'm in there, you and the Bat Freaks try to stall them off.

Harley Quinn

And you're delegating. Oh, I'm gonna need to change my shorts. [Ivy pulls her closer and passionately kisses her.] Oh God, I love you.

Poison Ivy

I know. Now, go!

Harley Quinn

Okay, so which way is the Batcave?

Nightwing

What? What is this Batcave you speak of?

Batgirl

Yeah, it sounds, um, scary. Not some place I'd like to go.

Harley Quinn

Guys, I know Bruce is Batman.

Nightwing

Bruce Vilanch is Batman? Wow! Jokes and crime-fighting?

Batgirl

What a guy!

Harley Quinn

Hey, assholes!

Batgirl

[Excitedly] Ooooh!

Nightwing

Harley? What are you doing here?

Harley Quinn

Yeah, with Baty in the clink, I thought you silly rodents might need a little help. Hm? Don't worry, Nightwing. You still got the best looking ass out of all of us.

Nightwing

Mmm, let's give her a chance.

Batgirl

Are you ready?

Harley Quinn

Like in general or is there some specific we need to do?

Batgirl

Welcome to the fam, Harley!

Harley Quinn

Thanks for waiting me, you fucking dildos! [Smiles] I'll take the stairs.

Harley Quinn

Remember this binder from when we fought the CleggBnB guest? Man, that was amazing! I mean, look, it still has some of Yonas's pubes on it!

Batgirl

Harley, maybe focus on the mission?

Harley Quinn

I was thinking that too! Where are you guy's friendship bracelets?

Nightwing

[Leaps off rooftop with Batgirl and Robin] We're not wearing them because we're not friends! [Proceeds to assault common thugs in alleyway] We're just super people who fight crime together!

Harley Quinn

[Leaps onto a thug] Of course we're friends! Just like my old crew! [Points to each crew member ignoring her] Batgirl, you're King Shark! Robin, you're Psycho! Uh, [punches a thug in face] Nightwing, [punches a thug in face] you are Clayface, [kicks a thug in face] because of what a drama queen you are!

Nightwing

Stop talking while we're fighting!

Harley Quinn

See? Such a Clayface!

Harley Quinn

I never realized how bad my night vision was till I started sneaking around in the shadows with you. [Gasps] It does explain why I went down on Ivy's armpit. Meh, she still got there.

[Harley bumps into him] Dude, watch where you're going!

Harley Quinn

Okay, okay. I see what's going on. You haven't let me into your hearts because my eyes suck. [Pokes Nightwing's abdomen]

Nightwing

Don't boop my tummy!

Harley Quinn

[Runs to thug running with a warehouse pallet] I'll protect you! [Jumps past thug and knocks herself out on a pipe]