[reading from a card] My Rico is the love monkey who carries me off into a magical jungle of romance? I can't read this! I've got last night's lasagna coming up just thinking about it!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
But, if it helps at all, my life is fantastic!
That helps me how?
Well, good morning, Selfish Sally!
Enjoy the reunion, dad!
Call us when you land, love you!
[to Miley] He is gonna have so much fun seeing the band again!
And it is so cool that he trusts us to leave us alone for the first time....
MJMiley and Jackson
Sucker!!! [they both laugh]
[enters the house with Jackson while singing and dancing] We're gonna party!
[singing and dancing] And party harty!
[singing and dancing] With my friend Marty!
[singing and dancing] You don't know a Marty!
[singing and dancing] But it rhymes with party!
[singing and dancing] That's kinda smarty!
[imitating Robbie Ray] Now, young man, I expect you home before curfew!
[also imitating Robbie Ray] And bud, you call if you're gonna be late! [flips imaginary long hair]
HJHannah and Jackson
[both laugh]
Shall we, my curfewless compadre?
We shall, my sneaky sibling! [holds onto Jackson's arm]
Surprise!
HJHannah and Jackson
[both screams]
[dressed as her character, Indiana Joannie] I have a whip!!!!!!!!!!! And I have no idea how to use it!
Miley, thanks!
You're welcome!
LLily
You're the best friend ever!
Yes, I am.
This is kinda weird for you, huh?
Yes, it is.
We should probably go.
Yes, you should.
[she shuts the door after they left] Coldplay, Radiohead, hello! Hannah Montana in the room!
[To himself, after no one is helping him with the luggage] Don't anybody worry about helping me get through this door! I got it! Oh no, please, Mr. Stewart, can we help you with that luggage? Oh no, I guess I got it! Are you sure, sir? It looks awfully heavy! Oh no, y'all just enjoy your visit!
[while hitting Robbie Ray's sandwich repeatedly] Moi! Moi! Moi! Moi! Moi!
I'd be a lot happier for you if you just hadn't crushed moi sandwich!
(freezes)
(whispers) Keep walking.
DADavid Archuleta
It was the onion bagel wasn't it?!
DADavid Archuleta
Then what is it? Oh no, when I called you thought I was David Cook!
No, no, I just broke a promise I really need to keep.
DADavid Archuleta
Okay, that's cool, do what you have to do I totally understand.
Jackson Rod Stewart! It's nine in the morning! I want your rear in gear, in your car, on your way to higher education in the next two MINUTES!
Hey-o! My aching back! Jackson, wake up!
(wakes up) Miley Stewart's Hannah Montana! Oh no, I just gave out the secret!
What secret? She announced her eighth final farewell concert fifty years ago.
Oh, that's right. I missed that one, because I was uh--I was, uh--(mutters, and falls asleep)
Jackson!
(wakes up) MILEY STEWART'S HANNAH MONTANA!
You're the worst excuse for an employee I've ever had. You're fired!
But--but what will I do? I never went to college.
That's your problem. (cackles weakly, but looks away while coughing)
Oops, wrong floor. (presses the close door button)
Not so fast lover boy. (runs to the elevator)
(tries to run out but Hannah grabs him and the elevator closes)
TTracy
BTW, hate the outfit.
LLola
BTW, I can change the outfit. You're stuck with the voice (mimics Tracy's voice) forever.
TTracy
It's a nasal condition!
LLola
(mouths Tracy's words)
Now Miley, before you get upset I just want to say-
Me? Upset? No. (puts her hand on Jake's shoulder) I'm just so happy to see you...(pushes her hand down and gets mad) making the worst decision of your life!
(bends down in pain and looks like he's proposing to Hannah)
(smiles) Hello.
OWOld Woman
Oh. Oh my, what's this? A proposal?
(gets up) A proposal? (scoffs) To her? Are you kidding me?
Yeah, we're just teenagers. You know barely more than children, practically babies. Getting married would probably the dumbest thing we could ever do, right Jake? (reaches for his shoulder again)
(gets behind the old lady and uses her as a shield) I don't know if I could call it dumb.
Oh really? What would you call it? Stupid, idiotic, irresponsible? Yeah, I'm good with all those.
OOld Lady
Oh good, the lobby.
No, no. It's the nineteenth floor.
OOld Lady
Close enough. I'll take my chances with the stairs. (leaves)
Look, I know it's sudden but...I love Tracy and I want to be with her forever.
Jake, you barely know her! You barely know yourself! We're talking about a lifetime commitment. You change your phone plans every six weeks!
That's because a new one comes along that I like better.
Then why be stuck with the same phone plan for the rest of your life? If you and Tracy really love each other, you guys will still feel that way in a couple of years.
FGFan Girl
Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han!
MMother
She just saw your concert. Would you please sign her program?
(takes a pen and the program) Sure. What's your name, babe?
FGFan Girl
Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-
MMother
It's Tiffany.
Okay. (starts writing) "Dear Tiffany, never make the mistake of marrying too young. Survey shows that teen marriages are more likely to end in the tragedy of divorce! So never let one impulsive decision haunt you until the day you die! Love always, Hannah" (gives the program and pen back) Here you go sweetie.
TTiffany
(turns to her mother) All I wanted was "Rock on".
TTracy
Yes, because we're getting married tonight!
What?!
(wearing her wig with her blond hair covering her face) What?!
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