Rico, I want this thing fixed, and I want it fixed now!
Alright! Alright! Did you try hitting the reset button?
The reset button, it's in big, red letters on page one of your manual? [Robbie Ray looks at him, having no idea what he's saying] You read the manual, right?
`Course I did! And I pressed the reset...reset [starts choosing some buttons, not knowing where the reset button is]
The reset button. [presses the reset button]
Oh, that reset button! I must've pressed the other one!
[quietly] Leave me my pride
Leave me my pride, boy! [Enters the steam room]
Hey, I'm just going for a quick jog, good luck on your test
What do you mean by that?
Nothing, I'm just saying good luck!
You got everything covered?
What do you mean by that?
Wow, son, take it easy, I can see you're stressed, but everything's gonna be fine!
RR Robbie Ray and Jackson
Bye [Robbie Ray leaves]
It's so hot in here! [lifts his sleeve] No sweating, no smudging! [lifts his jeans] No sweating, no smudging!
Loosening up some cheating skiln, so you can write down more cheating answers, Floppy McCheaterPants?
[After his sweat is smudging the answers written on his arms] Oh, great! There goes the 19th amendment! [shouting to Miley] Thanks to you, women are losing the right to vote!
Now, when Jackson comes in, close the door!
Would it kill you to say please once in a while?
Like the FDIC, the FHA, the TVA, the SEC
Would you like the 30% friends and family discount?
Forty and I'll be nice to your son at the shack.
Forty-five and I don't care how you treat him.
Who wants the last achy-breaky, everybody-wakey, do a little shakey, pancakey?
[Miley and Jackson both grab the plate] You already had 2, piggy! [snorts]
Oh, wow! I didn't know you could count that high! Now give it!
[scoffs] Not since the fourth grade you're not! Now hand it over!
Okay, your mom wanted kids, I wanted dogs…I still want dogs! Now work it out.
You're right, Jackson, I have a simple solution! [grabs the pancake, and licks it] Ha! [Jackson grabs the pancake and takes a bite out of it]
HA!!! Sixteen years and still doing rookie mistakes!
Well, I want you to meet my sweetie, Lily!
[She spits out nachos] What?!?
Your head? My tights! [Robbie Ray looks at Miley]
[sarcastic] Very funny, Jackson!
Sweet Pea, I think he's serious!
Who's sweet Pea? I don't remember anything!
Okay, let's not panic! [Robbie turns to her] It's not like he knew that much before.
[talking like Scooby-Doo] Rhat rup, Rackson?
Daddy-who-better-be-ready-to-catch-me-say-what?
What? [Miley faints, Robbie Ray catches her]
You know, your Uncle Earl and I used to fight all the time. When he went away to college, it was the four saddest days of my life!
I want my rotten, stinkin', pancake-stealin' brother back!
More than I ever thought I would!
Well, it sure took you long enough!
[confused] Jackson? [relieved, extends her arms for a hug and walks closer] Jackson! [angry] Jackson!
[nods] Amnesia? What'd you think this was? An episode of Gilligan's Island?
Jackson, who was the first president of the United States?
My father's George Washington?
[yelling] No, your father's Robbie Ray Stewart!
[to Robbie Ray] Why is she yelling at me, George?
You have a cousin named Angus?
His real name's Alejandro Nuñes Gonzales Uberto Sifuentes.
Why do you call him Angus?
Because it's easier than calling him Alejandro Nuñes Gonzales Uberto Sifuentes. I hate him when he visits! Obnoxious jerk! All he ever does is one-up me! I catch a fish, he wrestles an alligator! I'm voted Model Student of the Month, he's voted Australia Swimsuit Model of the Year!
A Angus
[in Australian accent] Good day, mate!
[cuts her off before she can mention how much he and Angus look alike] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know! He's gorgeous! Don't rub it in!
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