Now Miley, before you get upset I just want to say-
Me? Upset? No. (puts her hand on Jake's shoulder) I'm just so happy to see you...(pushes her hand down and gets mad) making the worst decision of your life!
(bends down in pain and looks like he's proposing to Hannah)
(smiles) Hello.
Oh. Oh my, what's this? A proposal?
(gets up) A proposal? (scoffs) To her? Are you kidding me?
Yeah, we're just teenagers. You know barely more than children, practically babies. Getting married would probably the dumbest thing we could ever do, right Jake? (reaches for his shoulder again)
(gets behind the old lady and uses her as a shield) I don't know if I could call it dumb.
Oh really? What would you call it? Stupid, idiotic, irresponsible? Yeah, I'm good with all those.
Oh good, the lobby.
No, no. It's the nineteenth floor.
Close enough. I'll take my chances with the stairs. (leaves)
Look, I know it's sudden but...I love Tracy and I want to be with her forever.
Jake, you barely know her! You barely know yourself! We're talking about a lifetime commitment. You change your phone plans every six weeks!
That's because a new one comes along that I like better.
Then why be stuck with the same phone plan for the rest of your life? If you and Tracy really love each other, you guys will still feel that way in a couple of years.
Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han! Han!
She just saw your concert. Would you please sign her program?
(takes a pen and the program) Sure. What's your name, babe?
Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-
It's Tiffany.
Okay. (starts writing) "Dear Tiffany, never make the mistake of marrying too young. Survey shows that teen marriages are more likely to end in the tragedy of divorce! So never let one impulsive decision haunt you until the day you die! Love always, Hannah" (gives the program and pen back) Here you go sweetie.
(turns to her mother) All I wanted was "Rock on".
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