Hey daddy! Nacho cheese! I get it! Ugh! (lies back down)
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(on the phone) Lilly, I mean it. It's code red! Code red!
(panting and standing next to Miley) Why didn't you say so?
(hangs up and becomes shocked) Man, you weren't kidding about that knot!
(holding a comb with Oliver's hair) And he thought I couldn't get it out.
JRJackson and Rico
(holding a surfboard and singing) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my gosh, you're in love with Jesse?
(pacing back and forth) I'm not in love with Jesse.
And yet you saw him on Jake's body. Interesting.
Okay, fine. I'm a little bit attracted to him but I can control it because I'm not going to let this ruin what I have with Jake. I mean we have so much history. We have way too much history to throw it all away on some intense, brooding, passionate, (starts smiling and daydreaming) strong, yet sensitive guy-
Miley.
Who has these warm brown eyes that move you like the moon and the tide. A dance as old as time itself.
Well, as long as you can control it.
Control what? (snaps out of it) Oh boy.
The walrus sings at midnight?
The walrus sings at midnight, that's it.
(angry) Daddy, the walrus sings at midnight.
(realizes something) I get it, I get it. Uh...I might go for another run. You know, a little more oneness with the world. (leaves)
[after Oliver's out of earshot, and having just discovered Oliver's got a crush on the nurse.] Good dang, nurse! Oliver is crushing on someone old enough to remember the Beatles!
[confused] The who?
[thinking she said "The Who"] Them too!
(having her drink)
AAnnouncer
America's Top Talent will be right back with our next contestant, Oliver Oken!
(enters the stage)
(spits her drink in shock at Byron)
(smiles nervously)
AAndy
You know what I can't resist? Telling you you have talent. Good job.
(stands up) Whoo! GO OLIVER!
BByron
(looks at Hannah)
(calms down) Oken. (reads a card) Oliver Oken. Yep, never heard that name before. Very interesting. (sits down) My first Oken. Kinda like Token Oken. Ha ha.
What do you want?
My girlfriend back.
(scoffs) You think you can just waltz in here with that "Lilly I'm sorry" look on your face and she's just gonna run into your arms like nothing ever-
Olipop! (hugs Oliver)
Lucky guess.
Lilly I'm so sorry I've been such a jerk. Yeah I got caught up in all of the attention but Miley's right. None of this means anything to me if I can't share it with you. Will you please forgive me?
(points her finger at Miley)
Fine I guess we will.
(makes a thumbs up)
Can you just hold on for one second? Miles, can you read the serial number on this thing.
Yeah. I-M-A.
(on the phone) I-M-A.
DORK.
(on the phone) DORK. (turns to Miley)
Finally. You finally admit it.
Hi birthday girl. What's up?
Well I'm down here by the beach where Oliver planned a picnic and a romantic sunset walk by the water and any chick flick I wanted, even the one when Orlando Bloom falls in love with a mermaid and sells his soul for gills and a flipper.
Sounds like the perfect day.
I know and it would be (frowns) if he wasn't sick.
Are you sure he's not faking it? I mean some guys would do anything to get out of a fishy chick flick.
No he's definitely sick. You should have heard him on the phone. (imitates Oliver) Oh Lilly, I'm so sorry. (sniffs sickly) He's so cute!
Yeah because it's your birthday I'm gonna let that go. But don't worry, I'll be home in a couple of hours. Until then, go to my house, watch some t.v. and help yourself to daddy's private stash of Fudgey Buddies.
(overhears this and becomes shocked) What?! She's not family.
And when I get back, we'll do whatever you like.
Aw really? Thanks. I'm feeling better already. (someone throws a Frisbee at the table) Hey man. (throws something at the guy)
What was that?
Oh it's nothing. Don't worry. (gets knocked down accidentally by a surfboard) Hurry.
Don't worry. Nothing is going to keep me away from your birthday.
AAirport Lady
(into a microphone) Attention passengers, due to mechanical difficulties Flight 64 to Los Angeles has been canceled.
Mousy voice ticket saleslady say what?
AAirport Lady
I said (speaks into microphone again) Attention passengers-
I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!
(in an elderly voice after seeing Robbie Ray, Dewey and Norma rapping) You kids and your crazy music. I'll never understand it.
KKyle
(in a mouse voice) I LIKE CHEESE!
What was that?
I think the new housekeeper just found Jackson's room.
It's in Atlanta.
You're moving?
(nods her head)
I was talking about Lilly moving in with me.
(comes back in) Oh yeah, I knew that. I was just messing with you, Lillipop.
(looks at Oliver)
I'm going to get you some flowers.
Yeah it's gonna take a lot more than flowers buddy.
Yes dear. (leaves)
(turns to Miley) You serious? You want me to move in with you?
Are you kidding? Of course, right dad?
Absolutely! You're family!
Yeah! See? Everybody's happy!
(comes downstairs) NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
Well to everybody that counts.
MLMiley and Lilly
(dancing) Roomies, roomies, roomies!
I wanna move back to Tennessee.
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