Hey-o! My aching back! Jackson, wake up!
(wakes up) Miley Stewart's Hannah Montana! Oh no, I just gave out the secret!
What secret? She announced her eighth final farewell concert fifty years ago.
Oh, that's right. I missed that one, because I was uh--I was, uh--(mutters, and falls asleep)
Jackson!
(wakes up) MILEY STEWART'S HANNAH MONTANA!
You're the worst excuse for an employee I've ever had. You're fired!
But--but what will I do? I never went to college.
That's your problem. (cackles weakly, but looks away while coughing)
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