Lilly Truscott quotes from Hannah Montana

Miley

I can't! I'm from Tennessee. We don't do that.

Lilly

Well you're in California now, and we do do that.

Lilly

What?

Jackson

You said "do do"!

Miley

Grow up!

Jackson

You're the one that can't ask the guy out.

Miley

He's not just a guy, he's a ninth grader. I can't just put Eighth grade moves on him.

Lilly

Good point. And besides, he probably doesn't even know you're alive. You're like some dried up insect on the windshield of his life. Not even in the center. You're way off to the side where the wipers don't reach. [making windshield wiper movements] squeak, squeak, squeak, splat. Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak....

Miley

Lilly.

Lilly

What?

Miley

This is officially the worst peptalk ever.

Miley

This is so frustrating. I spent all day yesterday trying to get Josh like Hannah Montana.

Oliver

How'd it go? [fans out cards]

Miley

[smiles and fakes excitement] It went really well. He loves Hannah now, and we're getting married. [voice turns sarcastic] How do you think it went, ya doughnut!

Oliver

I'm going to go with not so well.

Lilly

Ding, ding, ding! And we have a winner.

Miley

Lilly, I'm serious. How can I go out with a guy who doesn't like half of me?

Lilly

He doesn't know he doesn't like half of you. So just let him think the half of you he likes is all of you. As long as the other half keeps her mouth shut, the three of you should make a beautiful couple.

Oliver

I'll never get chick math. [shakes head]

Miley

On the other hand,the beach sounds fun,too.

Lilly

But the mall has cute clothes.

Miley

But the beach has cute boys.

Lilly

TO THE BEACH!

Miley

Mom always knew the right stuff to buy me. She had great taste. But dad. Oh, man, he has the taste of a month-old pickle.

Lilly

Look, no dad knows how to shop for a girl. You know what my dad gave me for my last birthday? A savings bond. You can touch it, you can feel it, but you can’t spend it. Pointless.

Miley

Well, I’d take a saving bond instead of one of these presents any day. Behold... the ghosts of holidays past. [Shows Lilly the dresses]

Lilly

I think I’m gonna be sick. I need a fashion magazine! Cool, hip, trendy... Okay, all better. I can’t believe you actually wore these in public.

Miley

Oh please, they never made it out of the house.

Miley! Let’s see that pretty birthday number.

Miley

[Spills tomato juice on her dress] Daddy does tomato juice stain?

Miley

[Throws spaghetti over her dress] Mamma mia! Thatsa bigga staina!

Lilly

Why don’t you just say something to him?

Miley

Because I don’t want to hurt his feelings. You should see the look on his face when he gives it to me and says, “I picked this out special for you, bud.”

Lilly

Oh, the puppy dog look. My Dad gets me to shampoo grandma with that one.

Miley

Well you know, I don’t think I can take another one of his looks or another one of his presents. There’s gotta be a way to stop him from shopping again.

Lilly

Well, what are you gonna do? It’s not like he’s gonna take you along with him.

Miley

[Smiles] True. But he might take you.

Miley

Oh, hey, why don't you try out with me?

Lilly

Cheerleading? Give me an N! Give me an O! What's that spell?! No.

Miley

Have any questions?

Lilly

A couple. First, what the hecky is a herky? Second, if one is called a pompom, does that make two of them, pompompompoms? [turning to a "thinking" pose] These are the questions that haunt me.…

Miley

Show me what you got.

Lilly

Go team, throw the ball. Go team, to the mall!

Lilly

Move and squat and arms and jump and clap and arms and twirl and twirlie again, twirlie again-oof! How was that?

Jackson

N-now why is that when I ended up on the couch like that you grounded me for a week?

Robby

It's because you jumped from the piano.

Good job. When I asked you to bring it, you brought it! Now take it over there. Next is Lilly Truscott. The next minute of my life is yours. Don't waste it.

Lilly

Okay. [Repeats Miley's herky, poorly.]

Well! Wasn't that something.

Lilly

Can I try something a little different?

Yeah, "something different" would be good.

Miley

Oh no! I can't watch this! I only taught her one cheer!

Lilly

You might be good at football, you might be good at track, but when it comes to basketball you might as well step back. Come on, step back. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! [Does cartwheels.]

Miley

[to Lilly] Wow, where did that come from?

Lilly

I just did all my skateboarding stunts without my skateboard.

Well you know what? Put the skateboard away and grab a uniform. You're on the squad!

Lilly

That's it! Forget Taylor Kingsford. I'm going after them and don't you try and stop me

Miley

Who's stoping ya? I'm with you! Sorry Dad get the flee dip ready cause tonight, I'm lying down with the dogs.

Robby

Sweetheart, that was ten years ago. I bet my old manager doesn't even remember my name.

Marty

Robby Ray, open this door!

Miley

Oh, is that your old manager, Marty Klein?

Jackson

I believe it is.

Lilly

What a weird coin-ke-dink.

Robby

You guys are smooth.

Marty

Where is my honky-tonk heartthrob? There he is! Look at you, you look exactly the same! No, you look better! I hate you! I love you! Give me a hug!

Robby

Hey, mad man Marty. The one man party. I missed you old buddy.

Marty

Stop it, you'll make me cry.

Jackson

You guys, you gotta check this out! [holds up videotape] It's labeled "Robby Palooza."

Miley

Oh! Dad had his own Palooza.

Lilly

My dad had his own calculator.

Lilly

[holding up a "Robby Ray Live" record album] I can't believe this is your dad. It's lucky records are so big. There's no way you'd fit all that hair on a CD.

Miley

It's called a mullet. Business in the front, a party in the back! Oh, yeah!

Lilly

Before your dad was a dad, he was cool. Before my dad was a dad, he was an accountant. Addition in the front, Subtraction in the back. It's not the same, is it?

Miley

I am so sorry you had to see that, Bearie. [kisses Bearie's nose]

Lilly

Bearie the bear? [raises her eyebrows] You couldn't do any better than that?

Miley

I was three! And I'm not changing his name now. That would just confuse him.