Lilly Truscott quotes from Hannah Montana

Lilly

I thought you weren't going to butt in anymore.

Miley

That was before we told him to break up with the first girl to like him since pre-school.

Lilly

Hey! I didn't like him like him. I only held his hand because I wanted his crayons. He had the sixty-four pack, with the sharpener!

Miley

Becca e-mailed Hannah Montana. She said she had a big crush on you.

Oliver

Becca Weller has a crush on me? [points to himself] Me?

Lilly

I know. We were shocked too.

Lilly

[enthusiastically] 'Sup, Jake? 'Sup?

Miley

Hey Lilly, you dropped something.

Lilly

What?

Miley

Your dignity.

Lilly

The Jake ship has sailed! [turns around and comes back] And you're not on it! [turns around and comes back again] I'm in a first class cabin!

Miley

Just leave mad already!

Lilly

Happily. [both leave wrong way] My house is this way!

Miley

My house is that way![both go right way]

Oliver

[when they can't tell who's who] I have an idea.

Lilly

What?

Oliver

Both of you, kiss me!

Okay!

Miley

Ew!

Oliver

That's Miley. [points to the real Miley]

Miley

Dad, that's awesome. That is the best song you've ever written, I can't wait to record it. What's the bad news?

Lilly

Bad news? What are you talking about? It's a great song!

Robby

Thank you, Lilly! You know I've always liked her.

Miley

Don't change the subject. Every time there's bad news, he tries to soften it up with a great song. Best of Both Worlds- had to get braces. This is the Life- Jackson decided not to go to sleepaway camp. Pumpin' Up the Party- my goldfish died.

Oliver

When my goldfish died, my mom flushed it down the toilet. I'll never forget her comforting words: "Get over it, Oliver. It's a stinkin' fish."

Lilly

That explains so much.

Miley

Come on dad, just tell me. I can handle it.

Robby

[sighs; quickly] Your cousin Luanne's coming to visit, who wants pie? [Miley freezes]

Miley? Miley?

Oliver

What kind of pie?

Robby

Come on, Mile. Don't forget that wonderful, wonderful song that I just wrote you that you love so much.

Well, that took you long enough to figure that out, Lulu.

It's Lola.

Whatever! Lilly, Lola, Lulu. You might as well go by "Purple Hair!

Lilly

Remember when you used to like cake more than girls?

Oliver

Yeah...kids!

Lilly

Oh, just go get some!

Oliver

Maybe just a taste.

Miley

Well we gotta find a way to make her take the money.

Oliver

Yeah, and maybe an umbrella.

Lilly

I bet she will take the donation from a generous celebrity.

Miley

I bet she would

Oliver

Yeah right! Where are we gonna find one of those?

Miley

You think he'd learn by now?

Roxy

Pretend I'm Miley and you're the Cracker.

Lilly

I'd rather not!

Roxy

C'mon, I'm not gonna hurt ya!

Lilly

[as the Cracker] Ooh, Miley! Gimme your lipstick!

Roxy

Ahhhh! Principal, principal! Help me, help me!

Lilly

I'm late aren't I?

Miley

Just a smidge!

Miley

(walks up to the Cracker waving hands) Yah! Hi-Yah! Be afraid cause' Miley like a puma! Hi-Yah!

Lilly

Yeah, that's right Cracka'. You better run cause' miley's is brave!

Miley

(in scared voice) Miley like a puma?! Hi-Yah?! ... Miley run like a puma!

Lilly

You'll never be able to go to school again! Unless you move to the South Pole, completely cut off from all civilization, and you'll eventually go mad, mad I tell you, MAD!

Miley

You put extra sugar in your cereal this morning, didn't you?

Lilly

Yes, and now the room is spinning...

Lilly

You brought Beary the Bear to school?

Miley

Hey! It was a big day, I'm nervous and... he wanted to see the school!

Lilly

Well, would you zip him back up, please?

Miley

Okay... but not all the way, he's afraid of the dark.

Miley

Your goin down Phoney Joanie!

Lilly

Who smells like week old Baloney

Miley

Been in your locker all alone-y!

Lilly

Right next to that...that...

Miley

Melted ice-cream cone-y!

Lilly

Ooh! Girl, you are in the zone-y!

Yo, Salt-n-Pepa, wanna bet on it?

Miley

Does she? How 'bout winning captain gets to give loosing captain a little haircut.

You're on!

Lilly

Or, we could bet a quarter, 'cuz it's just about the fun of competition!

No, it's really about me kicking your butt again! Yeah!!