Marty quotes from Hannah Montana

Marty

Guess what I just heard? Toby Keith has a new opening act, you know who it is? Don't guess I'll tell you. It's you. Six beautiful weeks! One of which is in...yes...Hawaii. Ladies and Gentleman, Marty Klein.

Marty

[walks in and sees Miley and Robby hugging] What a beautiful scene. A man and his children sharing a heartfelt goodbye. You know what that reminds me of? The fact that my car is running and Gas is $2.50 a gallon! Let's move!

Marty

And look, there's handsome, young Jackson. And pretty, little Miley, who I have not spoken to or had contact with in any way whatsoever...especially on the phone.

Miley

It's okay, Marty. He knows I called you.

Marty

Good, 'cause I'm a terrible liar.

Robby

Sweetheart, that was ten years ago. I bet my old manager doesn't even remember my name.

Marty

Robby Ray, open this door!

Miley

Oh, is that your old manager, Marty Klein?

Jackson

I believe it is.

Lilly

What a weird coin-ke-dink.

Robby

You guys are smooth.

Marty

Where is my honky-tonk heartthrob? There he is! Look at you, you look exactly the same! No, you look better! I hate you! I love you! Give me a hug!

Robby

Hey, mad man Marty. The one man party. I missed you old buddy.

Marty

Stop it, you'll make me cry.