Does everybody know you have a birthmark shaped like a poodle on your butt?
[gasps] How did you know that?
Because I'm your best friend and I know somewhere deep down inside of you, our friendship is still there. C'mon look at me. Really, really look at me. C'mon Lilly, don't you know me?
Oh my gosh!
Yes! I knew you'd be able to see the real me.
Of course the blond hair is coming out of the wig, you're Hannah Montana! [rips off wig] Look everybody, Hannah Montana's back and she knows what's on my butt! [everybody gasps and stares] I can't believe I just said that out loud!
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