Miley Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Miley

They've got our ball, we want it back. They've got our ball, we want it back. They've got our ball.…

You want it back. I get it, please something else.

Good job. When I asked you to bring it, you brought it! Now take it over there. Next is Lilly Truscott. The next minute of my life is yours. Don't waste it.

Lilly

Okay. [Repeats Miley's herky, poorly.]

Well! Wasn't that something.

Lilly

Can I try something a little different?

Yeah, "something different" would be good.

Miley

Oh no! I can't watch this! I only taught her one cheer!

Lilly

You might be good at football, you might be good at track, but when it comes to basketball you might as well step back. Come on, step back. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! [Does cartwheels.]

Miley

[to Lilly] Wow, where did that come from?

Lilly

I just did all my skateboarding stunts without my skateboard.

Well you know what? Put the skateboard away and grab a uniform. You're on the squad!

Robby

Miley, I know you don't want to share a tent with Amber and Ashley, but sometimes you've just got to make the best out of a bad situation.

Miley

Well in that case, I'm going to need a jar of honey, a thousand red ants, and the cover of nightfall. [takes a bite of chocolate cake]

Robby

Times like this, you remind me of your mom. [sits down at table] Look, Mile, I know those girls don't always treat you right, but sinking down to their level just isn't the answer.

Miley

How do we really know that until we try?

Lilly

That's it! Forget Taylor Kingsford. I'm going after them and don't you try and stop me

Miley

Who's stoping ya? I'm with you! Sorry Dad get the flee dip ready cause tonight, I'm lying down with the dogs.

Miley

[watching herself doing Scratch Dancing] I can't watch this.

Robby

You don't have to watch it, I'm recording it. I never get tired of watching me being right.

Now switch

Hannah

You wish!

Miley

You are the meanest man I have ever met!

Robby

Why?

Miley

To keep a talent so incredibly awesome as this away from a world that needs you so desperately. It's just so selfish. I can't even look at you.

Miley

Hey Maddie, just the tush I'd been looking for. Can you close my suitcase?

Maddie

What 'till I tell my friends that I sat on Hannah Montana's suitcase! Ahh!

Miley

You're not heavy enough. Here...hold these phone books.

Maddie

I just want to say goodbye and thanks for the tickets. Your concert was awesome!

Miley

Thanks. Now bounce up and down.

Maddie

Well, we are a full service hotel.

Robby

Hey, bud, you all right?

Miley

I'm sorry.

Robby

For what? For crying? Hey, if you don't want me to go, just say so.

Miley

Daddy, you gave up your whole life so I could have my dream. How can I stop you from having yours?

Robby

You kids are my dream. I didn't give up my career because I had to. I gave it up because I wanted to.

Miley

But I saw you up there tonight. You did so good and you looked so happy.

Robby

I was, but I was a lot happier when I saw you kids coming through the door.

Miley

So does that mean you don't want to do the tour anymore?

Robby

6 weeks away from you kids? I think I'd miss you too much. Also, I don’t want to let you kids suffer under Roxy’s cruelty anymore.

Miley

We'd miss you, too. Well, maybe you can just do the Hawaii part and take us. But please permanently fire that nasty Roxy!

Miley

Roxy, You are a cruel and wicked woman!!!!

Roxy

Oh, I didn't learn this in the Corp. Mm-mmm. I learned it when I was touring India with world famous cellist, Yo Yo Ma. He calls me his Yo-Yo Mama. [laughs]

Marty

And look, there's handsome, young Jackson. And pretty, little Miley, who I have not spoken to or had contact with in any way whatsoever...especially on the phone.

Miley

It's okay, Marty. He knows I called you.

Marty

Good, 'cause I'm a terrible liar.

Robby

Sweetheart, that was ten years ago. I bet my old manager doesn't even remember my name.

Marty

Robby Ray, open this door!

Miley

Oh, is that your old manager, Marty Klein?

Jackson

I believe it is.

Lilly

What a weird coin-ke-dink.

Robby

You guys are smooth.

Marty

Where is my honky-tonk heartthrob? There he is! Look at you, you look exactly the same! No, you look better! I hate you! I love you! Give me a hug!

Robby

Hey, mad man Marty. The one man party. I missed you old buddy.

Marty

Stop it, you'll make me cry.

Jackson

You guys, you gotta check this out! [holds up videotape] It's labeled "Robby Palooza."

Miley

Oh! Dad had his own Palooza.

Lilly

My dad had his own calculator.

Lilly

[holding up a "Robby Ray Live" record album] I can't believe this is your dad. It's lucky records are so big. There's no way you'd fit all that hair on a CD.

Miley

It's called a mullet. Business in the front, a party in the back! Oh, yeah!

Lilly

Before your dad was a dad, he was cool. Before my dad was a dad, he was an accountant. Addition in the front, Subtraction in the back. It's not the same, is it?

Oliver

[takes two oranges and puts them in front of his eyes] Look! I'm a fruit fly! Buzz...

Miley

[hits Oliver in the back of the head, causing the oranges to fall out] Now you're a dead fruit fly.