Miley Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Miley

I am so sorry you had to see that, Bearie. [kisses Bearie's nose]

Lilly

Bearie the bear? [raises her eyebrows] You couldn't do any better than that?

Miley

I was three! And I'm not changing his name now. That would just confuse him.

Miley

(reading compter) Dear Hannah, get your bra out of the shower. Jackson from malbu

Jackson

(walking into the room holding her bra ) And I mean it.

Miley

Great, he touched it. Now I have to burn it!

Jackson

(walking into room) Miles, my robe fell in the toilet so I borrowed yours. Hope you don't mind.

Miley

Great! Now I have to burn that too!

Miley, why are you dressed like a duck?

Miley

Because they were all out of gorilla suits. Can we move on? Oliver and I need a little time to talk...you know, face-to-beak. [yanks Oliver and pulls him away]

[looks in with dismay]

Miley

You didn't break up with her, did you?

Oliver

Uh...

Lilly

I thought you weren't going to butt in anymore.

Miley

That was before we told him to break up with the first girl to like him since pre-school.

Lilly

Hey! I didn't like him like him. I only held his hand because I wanted his crayons. He had the sixty-four pack, with the sharpener!

Miley

Seriously, I didn't read your mind, that's ridiculous. I read...your PDA, which I stole from your gym locker.

Why would you do that?

Miley

'Cause I'm a baaaad chicken!

Oliver

And, because she's in love with me!

Miley

Becca e-mailed Hannah Montana. She said she had a big crush on you.

Oliver

Becca Weller has a crush on me? [points to himself] Me?

Lilly

I know. We were shocked too.

Jake

I'm really not a bad guy. Besides, you're the only one in school who hasn't been falling all over me and...I kinda like that. Plus, you're cute.

Miley

You really think I'm cute? [quickly] Not that I care.

Lilly

[enthusiastically] 'Sup, Jake? 'Sup?

Miley

Hey Lilly, you dropped something.

Lilly

What?

Miley

Your dignity.

Lilly

The Jake ship has sailed! [turns around and comes back] And you're not on it! [turns around and comes back again] I'm in a first class cabin!

Miley

Just leave mad already!

Lilly

Happily. [both leave wrong way] My house is this way!

Miley

My house is that way![both go right way]

Oliver

[when they can't tell who's who] I have an idea.

Lilly

What?

Oliver

Both of you, kiss me!

Okay!

Miley

Ew!

Oliver

That's Miley. [points to the real Miley]

Miley

Dad, that's awesome. That is the best song you've ever written, I can't wait to record it. What's the bad news?

Lilly

Bad news? What are you talking about? It's a great song!

Robby

Thank you, Lilly! You know I've always liked her.

Miley

Don't change the subject. Every time there's bad news, he tries to soften it up with a great song. Best of Both Worlds- had to get braces. This is the Life- Jackson decided not to go to sleepaway camp. Pumpin' Up the Party- my goldfish died.

Oliver

When my goldfish died, my mom flushed it down the toilet. I'll never forget her comforting words: "Get over it, Oliver. It's a stinkin' fish."

Lilly

That explains so much.

Miley

Come on dad, just tell me. I can handle it.

Robby

[sighs; quickly] Your cousin Luanne's coming to visit, who wants pie? [Miley freezes]

Miley? Miley?

Oliver

What kind of pie?

Robby

Come on, Mile. Don't forget that wonderful, wonderful song that I just wrote you that you love so much.

Oliver

[after Luanne gets up on stage] Hey guys, I found her. She's up on stage!

Miley

[sarcastically] Good work!

Oliver

Have no fear ladies. [pulls out small sword] The Masked Musketeer has a plan.

Miley

Great! My life is in the hand of Count Chest Hair.

Miley

And what has all this taught you?

Robby

That I should believe my kids when they say their cousins are evil.

Miley

And?

Robby

That I should always bring my cell phone when I leave the house in case my daughter gets tied up in her closet.

Miley

And?

Robby

I'm sorry.