Uncle Earl quotes from Hannah Montana

(Seeing Uncle Earl dancing beside her as the band practices) Uncle Earl, what are you doin'?

Uncle Earl

Watching your rockstar moves!

Uncle Earl

(chanting) I'm gonna be a rockstar, I'm gonna be a rockstar...!

Miley

He's doing a jig with a pig!

Uncle Earl

What was I thinking, tryin' to be a rock star? I was born a loser, I'm always gonna be a loser, I'm the most embarrassing dang doofus in this whole family—worse than Unlucky Bucky or Wacky Wilbur, or even Jackson!

Jackson

(dressed as Ozzy Osbourne) Hey!!!

Uncle Earl

Good grief, boy, look what you're wearin'!!

Uncle Earl

I've realized something very, very important.

Miley

What's that?

Uncle Earl

I can't get up.

Miley

I like the whole…flaming head thing you got going on. It's just, do you think you could tone it down a notch?

Robby Ray

Or more…a lot. Whatever you're comfortable with…a lot would be good.

Uncle Earl

Sorry, it's just hard to take it down on the greatest night of my life! I mean, look at me! I'm so excited I'm sweating my flames off!

Robby Ray

Well, then let's go get you a towel. And maybe a big hat. Whatever you're comfortable with. A big hat would be good.