Miley Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Jackson

It was probably your phone bill.

Miley

Was not!.... Well, it's possible.

Lilly

[suggesting a new look for Hannah] How 'bout you try something more retro, you know, like Techno-Hannah.

Miley

Techno-Hannah? [thinks of how a Techno-Hannah would turn out, cut to scene of Hannah in a Devo-like outfit holding hedge clippers]

Hannah

Clip it, clip it! [clips hedge] Clip it real good. [flashes to Techno-Hannah playing golf] Then chip it, chip it, like Tiger Woods. [accidently hurls golf club off of scoring area and the sound of breaking glass is heard] Yikes.

Miley

No. That one could hurt people.

Lilly

Is it because of your yearbook picture?

Miley

No I'm listening to... What's wrong with my yearbook picture?

Lilly

Nothing! It's a sweet smile that says, "I'm friendly and I like spinach!"

Miley

This is what I get for eatin' healthy.

Oliver

Here's your poetry book! (he falls in love with Joannie)

NOOOOO!

Miley

Except on Wednesdays when you have piano.

Lilly

Except on Wednesdays but on any other day!

Lilly

[enters Miley's room and sneaks up beside her and yells] MILEY!

Miley

[falls off the bed] You know if you didn't have that whole Miley/Hannah thing over me, Bang! Zoom!

Lilly

Yeah, yeah, I'm shakin' in my boots, speakin' of which, I can't wait to wear these tomorrow at the Mack & Mickey in the Morning Show. This is gonna be so awesome! Hannah Montana and her peeps who keep her grounded. Eeep, I'm a peep!

Miley

Did you put extra sugar in your sugar crunchies again?

Lilly

Just a little bit. I'm so excited! I didn't slept last night.

Miley

That makes two of us. I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss…I can't even say it.

Lilly

Who was I about to kiss?

Miley

…Jackson! Bleah! {waits a few seconds} Why aren't you bleah-ing with me?

Lilly

Well...

Miley

{imitating Lilly} "well.." is not an option. It's either blah or uggh, pick one.

But I really like him.

Miley

[in really fast voice]Jackson loving freak o' nature say what?

Miley

[Lilly, Miley, and Oliver are sitting at the beach. Lilly is staring at Jackson and sighing, Miley hits her and says] Stop that. Oliver, tell her how ridiculous this is!

Oliver

Miley, can you tell the sun not to rise in the morning? I mean, can you tell the wave not to crash on the shore?

Miley

You've been watching soap operas again?

Oliver

No, it's just, uh…my Grandma came in town. She's visiting…uh…

Miley

Yeah, you have.

Miley

[Jackson picks up a puppy and tries to find his mommy and Lilly sighs] Lilly, please. Lord Voldemort would look cute with puppy, snap out of it.

Lilly

You know, this is all your fault anyway. You're the one who had that stupid dream, and I was perfectly happy crushing in silence and stealing hair off the brush when no one was looking.

Miley

What? And by "what", I mean EWW!

Jackson

[Miley is asking Jackson if he feels the same way for Lilly] Huh!

Miley

Huh, what?

Jackson

I'm starting to think about Lilly that way.

Miley

No, no, wrong way, go back.

Jackson

No, no, she's cute, she's smart, she's not a kid anymore. Jackson likey!

Miley

And Miley pukey!

Lilly

[Miley was dreaming and Lilly enters her room] Oh, why aren't you up yet? You're supposed to help me pick out an outfit for Mack & Mickey tomorrow.

Miley

That's tomorrow?

Lilly

Yep.

Miley

I had the weirdest dream.

Lilly

What was it about?

Miley

You liked Jackson, and he liked you back. I tried to stop it and I was wrong, so if you really do like my brother I'm okay with it.

Lilly

Me and Jackson, together. Really…Blehhh!

Miley

Ah, that's my girl.

[Miley is driving her car; she has her driving test the next day.] You're doing good there bud, drivin' like a real pro. You might wanna slow down here just a touch. [thinks in his head] We're gonna die, we're gonna die!

Miley

No problem daddy, you're the boss. [thinks in her head] I know what I'm doing old man, stick a sock in it!

You're gonna ace that driver's test, just focus on the road and stay calm. [thinks in his head] I'm gonna throw up!

Miley

I will daddy, don't you worry the driver's license is practically already in my hands. [thinks in her head] And then I'll never have to drive with your parental paranoid butt again!

Miley

[She is at her driver's test.] Seatbelt check, side-view mirror check, guy in side-view mirror check him out!

[Enters the car saying] Is it too much to ask people to clean up after their dogs?

Miley

Is that part of the test cuz' it wasn't on the manual.

I mean look at this. [shows Miley his dirty shoe]

Miley

Uhh, you know maybe you could wipe that outside of my brand new car, [he wipes it inside the car] too late.

Let's get going, we're over-booked and I am all backed up.

Miley

Wish I could say the same for the dog!

Miley

[She is talking with Lilly about the test] I know, but it's so not fair. The only good thing is that you're the only one I actually told I was doing the test.

Lilly

[Nods nervously] Ahan…

Miley

What did you do?

Lilly

Well…

Oliver

[He is rapping with other class-fellows of Miley] Here comes Miley Stewart, she passed the driver's test, she's kickin' it behind the wheel not walking like the rest, she can drive it home "say what say what", I said she can drive it home "say what say what", word and respect, the road!

Lilly

I may have mentioned it to Oliver.

Oliver

[Asks Miley about the test] So, first in our class to hit the highway tell us all about it.

Miley

[stuttering] Uh, um, well you know…Driving, I personally think is over rated and it hurts our planet, and not driving now that takes some courage and I don't think that I'm gonna drive today, or tomorrow, that's how strongly I feel.

Oliver

Wow, you know that is just about the stupidest thing that I've ever heard…

Miley

Okay okay, listen up cuz' im only gonna say this once, the truth about it is…[Ashley interrupts her]

Ashley

Hey anybody seen Amber, oh wait there she is driving her brand new car with her brand new license.

Lilly

[Everybody goes towards Amber, Lilly says] Look, look it's canary color with matching leather seats, [Miley pulls her back] which is tacky, really really tacky..

Lilly

[Miley and Lilly are the Driving center] You really think they're gonna let you take the test on the same day.

Miley

They have to, if I don't drive myself to that beach party tonight my life will be miserable.

Lilly

What are you talking about. You're Hannah Montana..

Miley

Yeah that doesn't count. Ok I'm just gonna tell the lady what happened, look at that sweet face, she will definitely make an exception.

[To the Governor] NO, rules are rules, bucko!

But I'm the Governor of California.

And I'm the queen…of this window. Your appointment was scheduled for 12:20, it's 12:22. Your appointment has been "terminated". That's right I went there!

I'll be back.

Not for the next 2 weeks you won't. Next!

Miley

I am so dead.