HHenry
[talking to a large group of classmates] My dad says there's no such thing as Satan, which means there's no such thing as hell, which means you can pretty much do what ever you want, so go right ahead. [complete anarchy ensues]
Played by Jake Burbage
Grounded for Life · 96 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Grounded for Life: in 14 of its 96 quotes
Most scenes with: Claudia (3), Jimmy (3), Sean (2)
Lines by Henry 6
HHenry
Hey, Reynolds! Do you know what the T in T-Birds stands for?... THE LOSER!!! HA!
S1 Loser
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HHenry
I thought that symbol on the bathroom door was a man with his shirt tucked out.
HHenry
Great now Uncle Eddie isn't allowed over. Now I'm gonna have a porno birthday!
HHenry
Fruit! Is this some kind of sick joke?!
HHenry
(After Brad continues to beat the piñata even though it's on the ground and broken open) Don't hurt the candy!
Scenes with Henry 8
Back in my day we used to play Cowboys and Indians. Of course that was when you were allowed to say Indian. You can't say Indian anymore.
HHenry
I'm not allowed to say bite me.
Hey! Watch your Mouth!
HHenry
Bite me, Indian!
Sean (to Henry): Hey buddy, we had a rule in this house, okay? We don't eat from the garbage.
HHenry
You never told me about that.
We-we didn't think we had to, honey. It's-it's like drinking out of the toilet.
HHenry
Oh, great. Another rule.
S1 Jimmy Was Kung-Fu Fighting
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Jimmy (to Lily): What's the matter with you?
I just found out I'm a bastard.
HHenry
Don't worry, Dad says his boss is too.
S1 Love Child
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HHenry
Dad said we couldn't get a cable box, they're too expensive.
Your dad and I live in two different worlds.
Uncle Eddie, it's stolen isn't it?
'Stolen' would be a word from your dad's world.
S1 E1 Lily B. Good
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(After finding out Brad took the car)
He's the last person I'd suspect!
Yeah, he's so nice!
HHenry
Plus, he's such a doofus.
(When Walt pours some Apple Cider for himself and Henry)
HHenry
This tastes funny.
Whoa! This cider's turned
HHenry
Turned into what?
Into grown up cider.
HHenry
I don't like it.
Well, that's good because we have a family history of liking it.
S2 Dream On
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Sean (to Claudia): Why do you keep your bridesmaid dresses?
They're expensive!
Well, so is pot!
Yes, but I'm not worried the kids are going to find them.
Aren't you forgetting something?
(Flashback to Henry bouncing on a bed in a dress)
HHenry
I'm a lady! (blows a kiss)
HHenry
They gave me this badge!
OH, wow! You're an official Anti-Druglord.
HHenry
Yes, I am, and I'm putting you in my under observation file.
Okay, you do that. (Henry walks out indicating he'll keep his eyes on Sean) Narc.
S3 Henry's Been Working for the Drug Squad
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