Sean (to Claudia): Why do you keep your bridesmaid dresses?
They're expensive!
Well, so is pot!
Yes, but I'm not worried the kids are going to find them.
Aren't you forgetting something?
(Flashback to Henry bouncing on a bed in a dress)
I'm a lady! (blows a kiss)
Claudia (to Sean): Be careful!
Oh, thank you! That's the one thing I forgot, to be careful with a saw thirty feet up in the air.
You're welcome. When you go to the hospital, make sure you bring your arm.
Dan (to Sean): The ham's getting COLD and the beer's getting WARM.
Then why don't you try wrapping your HAM around your BEER! (goes inside)
That might work!
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