I'm gonna kill you!
What'd I do?
You're a degenerate scumbag!
Could you be more specific?
You and Claudia, and the kids were outta town. It seemed a shame to let a perfectly good porn set go to waste.
It's not a porno set. It's our house!
You've gotta let her know you learned something from this.
Yeah... So what'd I learn?
Not to shoot porno in our house!!
I learned something.
Oh, really? What did you learn?
That what I did was wrong. And to respect you. And respect your house. And respect that you got a thing about people shooting porn in it.
Great now Uncle Eddie isn't allowed over. Now I'm gonna have a porno birthday!
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