Christina quotes from Grounded for Life

Hey, Lily, this is weird, you're online.

Lily

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are. Your screen name just popped up on my buddy list, see?

Lily

No way! Uh, somebody signed on with my name!

No!

Lily

Yes! Send them an instant message. "Lily, what are you doing?"

They're not answering.

Lily

Type "Are you there?" This is so freaking me out!

Totally!

Yes, just hanging around, you know, just keeping it fresh?

Lily

[furious] Oh, my God. It's my dad.

How do you know?

Lily

It's him.

Should we sign off?

Lily

No, move over.