Hey, Brad, how's it going?
It's going great... MOTHER LOVER!
[Two girls are talking and Jimmy interrupts]
I know!
G1Girl #1
You know what?
You know, what you were just talking about...
G2Girl #2
You've kissed a guy with a mustache?
Here's the pinata.
That's not a gray alien.
It's the only kind they had.
It's the only kind the government wants you to have.
Fruit! Is this some kind of sick joke?!
(After Brad continues to beat the piñata even though it's on the ground and broken open) Don't hurt the candy!
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