Hey, Lily, this is weird, you're online.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are. Your screen name just popped up on my buddy list, see?
No way! Uh, somebody signed on with my name!
No!
Yes! Send them an instant message. "Lily, what are you doing?"
They're not answering.
Type "Are you there?" This is so freaking me out!
Totally!
Yes, just hanging around, you know, just keeping it fresh?
[furious] Oh, my God. It's my dad.
How do you know?
It's him.
How's it goin' Mr. Finnerty?
Ah, you know, keepin' it fresh.
Did he really say keeping it fresh?
[shaking head] I'll talk to him.
Should we sign off?
No, move over.
Back in my day we used to play Cowboys and Indians. Of course that was when you were allowed to say Indian. You can't say Indian anymore.
I'm not allowed to say bite me.
Hey! Watch your Mouth!
Bite me, Indian!
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