Jimmy quotes from Grounded for Life

Walt

Back in my day we used to play Cowboys and Indians. Of course that was when you were allowed to say Indian. You can't say Indian anymore.

I'm not allowed to say bite me.

Jimmy

Hey! Watch your Mouth!

Bite me, Indian!

Jimmy

I can't keep running, Dad!

Sean

You've got to!

Eddie

I just got hit with a snow cone!

Jimmy

We're all gonna die!

Eddie

I hate snow cones!

Dad said we couldn't get a cable box, they're too expensive.

Eddie

Your dad and I live in two different worlds.

Jimmy

Uncle Eddie, it's stolen isn't it?

Eddie

'Stolen' would be a word from your dad's world.

Jimmy

He's the last person I'd suspect!

Claudia

Yeah, he's so nice!

Plus, he's such a doofus.

Jimmy

I know!

You know what?

Jimmy

You know, what you were just talking about...

You've kissed a guy with a mustache?

Eddie

Look at that man I told you, you touched somebody.

Jimmy

Yep, and I'm gonna touch her again on Friday.

Jimmy

You guys really don't have to do this.

Okay then, let's throw away this garbage and fire away some cow flesh.

Eddie

Got it. So if you're not smoking pot, why were you laughing at The Teletubbies?

Jimmy

(laughing slightly) Oh, Dipsy tripped over Po and landed in the flower garden.

Jimmy

I don't think so. Brian this is my team now.

I've been gone less than a week.

Jimmy

Well (while doing cheer motions)T-O-O B-A-D Too bad!

I invented those moves.

Jimmy

Yeah well I made them mine, pal! SO back off!

No way! You'll never have the pep I have.

Jimmy

Hey! Talk to the pom-poms!