[to Sean] Your condom machine's broken.
I thought that symbol on the bathroom door was a man with his shirt tucked out.
The stuff that you wanted Dean to say? Was it... you know, like, the way you look when you're happy about something?
What do you mean?
When you smile, it's like... it's like your eyes are smiling, too.
Yeah, that would've been okay.
Or how... when that storm knocked that nest out of that tree, you went and got a ladder and put it back, even though you're totally afraid of heights.
[sitting next to Brad] You saw that?
My dad locks me out a lot. You know, he could've said something about how, you know when you take a sip from the water fountain at school? You always use both your fingers to push your hair behind your ear. [Demonstrates] Like that. Anyone who pays attention knows there's a million nice things they could say about you.
[Lily kisses him]
[shocked] What did you do that for?
I guess it was too hard not to.
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