PPreacher
Have you tried talking to Jimmy about this?
Oh, I tried, but it kind of backfired.
See, Jimmy, you're not possessed by Satan because...there is no Satan!
[talking to a large group of classmates] My dad says there's no such thing as Satan, which means there's no such thing as hell, which means you can pretty much do what ever you want, so go right ahead. [complete anarchy ensues]
PPreacher
And you wonder why Sister Helen has it in for your family?
Out! She has it out for our family. And i couldn't have forseen that!
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