We could never be boring.
You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
I'm not Chuck Bass without you.
S3 E1Reversals of Fortune
You're forgetting one simple fact. Sleeping with the enemy is hot. Why do you think I had the whole Ivanka thing?
I see the cat's out of the bag.
And topless on valentino's yacht.
Thats not fair. Everyone's topless on Valentinos yacht.
What about this one where she's dancing on the table?
Well, thats what you do in Barcelona.
And this one with Prince Harry doing shots off of-
That's what you do in St. Tropez!
[On Dan's wallet] What is this? Oh, it's where you keep your... hundred dollar bills.
Do you know how hard it is to break one of those things? I don't know why they even make them.
Chuck, none of these girls are even worth humiliating, looking in the mirror will do that for them.
Is everything ok? What's going on?
Nothing's going on, why?
This is a one stop shop and you're acting like everything's last season. I thought you wanted to play.
I did! I do.
[Chuck looks at her intensely]
I did. The summer was great. We had a lot of fun. Maybe summer's over?
OK. If that's what you want.
Is that what you want?
I want you to be happy. However, that's achieved.
They are a bunch of friends, in which Serena, who slept with Dan, who was sleeping with Vanessa, who slept with Chuck, who slept with Blair, who slept with Nate who slept with Serena.
S3 E2The Freshman
My parents said it was either bible camp or college, so... go Bobcats!
So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.
Oh, I still hold him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
You mean he dumped you because he found out you were Satan.
KKatie
So was everyone in your high school totally jealous of Dan for being such a great writer?
Dan's a writer?
BBree
You know if we really started dating, after a few months you'd realize you couldn't stand the way that I laugh, I'd hate the way that you chew, and we'd break up.
That's a romantic story.
Look, sis, for people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby or a poodle.
S3 E3The Lost Boy
I can't believe you lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!
I learned from the best.
That photograph is mine! [exits]
She stole my shoes?
I want you to have this.
Why?
Because I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.
You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Well, it's just that I've never been more pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?
Judging by the size of the sock on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock.
Finally, what happened in Santorini?
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