PPhotographer
Why did you want me to take that girl's picture?
Dumbo could always fly. He just needed a magic feather.
S3 E4Dan de Fleurette
People change, Chuck.
Not you. Not about this. Jenny Humphrey, who used to sit in Brooklyn and look at the lights across the water. Who went toe-to-toe with Blair Waldorf and actually won her respect. You can't tell me that girl still isn't there. Now that the dream is real, you owe it to her to live it.
Blair doesn't want me to be queen.
Maybe we can make her reconsider
Morning, Beautiful.
NYU is hell!
What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?
[to nerds] By the way, sandals are not shoes!
How have you never heard of Olivia Burke?! I thought you lived in Brooklyn, not a cave.
I'm Chuck Bass and I told you I love you. You're saying I'm easier to win over than a bunch of pseudo-intellectual homesick malcontents. You really insult me like this.
It's not how it is.
It's exactly how it is. So the next time you forget, you're Blair Waldorf. Remember I'm Chuck Bass and I love you. [kisses her]
S3 E5Rufus getting married
The toilets in Tokyo talk!
BBree
We're southern, so family loyalty is big down there
Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.
What, you know him?
Um. Oh, yeah, that was-
Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!
I'm giving you a choice. You can go to the wedding, tell Serena the ugly truth. Even if by some chance she can stomach you after that, you still have to deal with Bree, her family, and a little something they like to call Southern justice.
CCarter
Or?
[To Carter] I'm sick of being your travel agent. This ticket's the last. It's one-way.
[To Vanessa] Remind me later to kill you. Please.
S3 E6Enough About Eve
OOlivia
[To Vanessa] When you talked me out of meeting Dan's parents, you said it was because they looked down at Hollywood people.
And they probably do now. You were pretty annoying.
Chuck!
Chuck is gone.
But I need to talk to him. I need to explain.
Blair whatever you needed him to do, do you really think he would have refused you?
No. He'd never say no. To anything. I messed up, didn't I?
Are you upset because... you kissed a guy?
I'm upset because I kissed somebody that wasn't you... You really think I've never kissed a guy before?
Love me?
Always.
S3 E9They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?
Morning! Oh, I see the moving in went well!
Hey Blair.
Blair..
Excuse the mess. How was dinner? Did you and Serena worked things out?
Oh no, she took off immediatly, thank God. Then I had to relieve her for mentor duties. Is that pole artist wearing my agent provocator corset?
...
Just make sure she's careful under the high hooks, they pinch. I just came to grab a dress for tonight! [Goes to the other room]
The last time I saw Blair that freakishly calm...
...Was when Serena left for boarding school.
And you know as well as I do, the calm won't last. And when it breaks, there are going to be pieces of Blair all over the wall. And I really don't want to clean up that mess.
What is she and Serena fighting about this time?
Basically, how each one loves the other more than the other loves her. [Goes to her bag, takes and hides her phone]
Can you even fight about that?
You might want to ring house keeping. Chocolate leaves a stain! Toodles!!
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