Maybe Serena was just trying to be nice, but the party that she threw was totally embarrassing. You know, at least last year, it was my face on the cake. And the people at my party might have hated me, but at least they knew who I was. I know that it's hard for you guys to understand. But I like being me. And as crazy as it may seem, I choose not to be a Park Avenue princess. On my birthday, or any other day. No matter what my address might be.
S2 E20Remains of the J
OK, who's mess is it?
All I did was carry the chili and prevent teenagers from having unprotected sex.
Serena may have had her own motives, I may have helped with the crowd situation with a few inspirational words, but..
But I was the one who posted the party on Gossip Girl.
When this family was just me and Eric, if things got out of control it was a pretty safe bet that it was my fault.
That's true!
But as this family grows, so does the pool of suspects. This is not my mess. [leaves]
Mom, I admit I made a few phone calls. If you want to punish someone for the passed hors d'oeuvres, point the finger here. Guilty as charged. But as far as all the people...
Oh, and you expect me to believe that Jenny was behind this? After she had me cancel the best caterer in town because she wanted clue and a crock-pot?
Mum, you could at least make an attempt to mask your distaste.
Chuck. Don't act like I didn't fight for you. I did. Hard, and for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.
So you do it with Nate, cause it's easy?
I'm not with Nate, but if I was - what's wrong with easy? Maybe it's easy because it's right.
S2 E22Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Sometimes a queen has to make a choice...A castle with a white knight or a quest with a dark prince?
[Dan learns that he won't be attending Yale due to financial aid problems. He hears this from Vanessa first before hearing it from his father.]
Do you blame your dad?
No. I blame the financial aid office, the recession, and a certain imbecile former president.
[to Blair] I have supported you in all your crazy choices, case and point! [Looks at Chuck] Now would you please have some faith in me for once? I'm going back to my boyfriend, and if you know what's good for you, so will you!
S2 E23The Wrath of Con
You don't sound like yourself
That's funny because I feel more like myself than ever
Where are you?
Taking care of what you obviously couldn't
I don't think Jesus would approve of that
Well, you can tell Jesus the bitch is back
I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel
That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!
If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there's not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.
It doesn't make sense!
Feelings never do. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.
Unfortunately for him, the only way your plan is going to work is by some act of God.
[Enters through the door as heavenly music starts] Wow, look at that. I'm so glad that everybody's here.
[After a beat, everyone talks at the same time]
Alright, we need to get this crazy girl out of here.
Chuck, what is she doing here?
Are you trying to have me killed?! Bass?!
She's fine!
Shh! Shut up!
Oh, my God. I am going to scream at somebody right now.
Calm down. She has been fine the whole cab ride home.
Is this how you found out about the night at Butter? You bring Georgina here?!
[Answers the phone] Hey, does anyone know a guy named Gabriel?
You look like you could use a cocktail.
You're too late. [Chuck laughs] Wow.
What?
That's the first true laugh I've gotten from you in a while.
Listen, Blair-
No, me first. Nate's waiting for me to give him an answer.
I heard.
But you wanna know what's stopping me? I can't answer his question while I'm waiting for you to answer mine. The one I asked you forever ago. What are we, Chuck?
Blair...
Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But every time I try to move on, you're right there. Acting like-
Acting like what?
Like...maybe you want just want me to be as unhappy as you are.
I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.
Then looks down deep, into the soul I know you have. Tell me if what you feel for me is real or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out, all of us. But if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go. [Wipes away a tear]
[Looks at Blair and considers this as Serena walks in the door and overhears] It's just a game. I hate to loose. You're free to go.
[Teary-eyed] Thank you! [Leaves]
[Goes up to Chuck] Chuck why did you just do that?
Because I love her, and I can't make her happy
S2 E25The Goodbye Gossip Girl
[Rufus is playing a short melody on his guitar]
Rufus You going to Nate's party?
Nah, I thought Vanessa and I would hit a movie instead.
[Rufus puts down his guitar.]
...and away we go.
Alright, it's your last party of high school. Now I know don't love your classmates, but you just shared four years with them. And, I suspect there are maybe a couple people you want to try and stay friends with... or at least one person.
Yeah, Serena said kinda the same thing. How am I going to get these sage moments of wisdom when I'm in my dorm at NYU?
I'll appear to you like Obi-Wan. Now go, young jedi.
[Dan laughs]
Have fun.
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