Gossip Girl · Season 1
So, you're not overreacting per se. You're just having a reaction that is so above and beyond what is appropriate.
I have been killing myself, trying to make up for what happened in Hudson.
Which is not an overreaction, I might add.
And then I find out that the two of you are making out at a party.
Uh, it was hardly making out. And there's an explanation.
I don't want a bath.
Aw, too bad, Blair's direct orders.
Blair's not the boss of me.
Are you in here? Because Blair is the boss of all of us. Seriously, Serena, you smell like the floor of a brewery.
I do not!
Yes, you do.
Oh, my God. Yes, I do.
Yeah.
A brewery floor with a hint of second hand smoke.
And a pint of Old Spice.
I totally need a bath.
Yes, you do.
Blair's a bossy genius.
Yeah, she is.
[Using the shower head as a mic] So, what about you?
What about me? I don't smell like an ashtray.
But you look like an ass-tray.
There's nothing wrong with having Chinese food on Thanksgiving.
What?!
Jews have been doing it on Christmas since forever. Look, a pumpkin! It's festive, yes?
We're gonna eat a pumpkin?
As per Gossip Girl Thanksgiving tradition, I'm trading my laptop for stove-top. And for the next sixteen hours, the only thing I'm dishing is seconds. When the cat's away, the mice will play. Have fun, little rodents!
Spotted -- Chuck Bass losing something no one knew he had to begin with...his heart.
What was that?
I should ask you the same question. Perfect gentleman? Perfect date? That broken record was a hit last year. Get with the times, he bores you.
You almost made a fool of me in front of the New York Times. Which proves my very point: you can't be trusted. Nate is a gentleman. He would never cause a scene.
Never get your blood going, either.
Speaking of going, that's what you should do. Carter Baizen is on his way here, right now.
What? What the hell are you doing with Carter Baizen?
He left his jacket here yesterday and I'd rather you be gone when he got here. There have been enough scenes for today.
This just in -- we hear there's a cold war brewing between Lonely Boy and a certain blue blood. We never thought we'd say this ourselves...
There you are. What's going on?
I'll tell you what's going on. I just became your escort to the ball.
But our money's on Brooklyn for the win.
I just don't get it. I organized everything the way she likes it. I mean, I even made sure my bow tie matched her dress.
Like the book says, "She's just not that into you."
Serena van der Woodsen, looks like your invitation just arrived...with strings attached. Come out, come out wherever you are.
What are you doing here, Nate?
Well, I, um... Look, you know, after rehearsal I just, uh, I couldn't stop thinking about you. I mean, the ball's something we've talked about doing together since we were, like ten years old. And I've given you every reason to hate me.
True. Keep going.
And the Prince, he's a great dancer and all. But, is there any chance you'd go with me instead? For old times' sake.
Nate, after what you pulled on my birthday, the only thing we should be doing together is moving on.
Yeah, I know. [Pause] Look, I haven't worn this sweater since forever. I just pulled it off, and I found this. [Shows Blair the heart pin]
It's my pin. I sewed it there so you would always have my heart on your sleeve.
I know. I figured you might want it back or something.
No! It was a gift. [Considers Nate's offer] The Prince will understand. Maybe we should go to the ball together... as friends.
Absolutely.
But only as friends.
Just friends.
[Via text message] So how did you fake your virginity for N?
[About Blair] Looks like Daddy's girl isn't sugar and spice and everything nice after all.
The arts and crafts were impressive, but how did you manage the real snow?
[Laughs] I'm well connected.
This is, without question, the best Christmas ever.
Ever. In the history of Christmas.
Eleanor, we've been friends for a long time. Since before Marc Jacobs went into rehab.
Friends don't steal other friends' husbands.
You know, I called you about an hour ago, BTW. You're late.
Um, you're lucky I'm even here at all. It's Christmas Eve and I still haven't found a gift for Dan. Now, all the stores are closing and I'm totally screwed. Do you have any idea what you can buy for under fifty dollars these days?
I don't know. A single entrée in a mid-price restaurant? Three-quarters of a DVD box set? Maybe a pair of Wilfrid stockings?
Oh, stockings! Yes! Great idea for Dan! Blair, please, this is serious.
I don't know, why don't you buy him a gold money clip for forty-nine, ninety-nine. He won't know the difference.
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