Serena and Nate in “Blair Waldorf Must Pie!”

I don't want a bath.

Aw, too bad, Blair's direct orders.

Blair's not the boss of me.

Are you in here? Because Blair is the boss of all of us. Seriously, Serena, you smell like the floor of a brewery.

I do not!

Yes, you do.

Oh, my God. Yes, I do.

Yeah.

A brewery floor with a hint of second hand smoke.

And a pint of Old Spice.

I totally need a bath.

Yes, you do.

Blair's a bossy genius.

Yeah, she is.

[Using the shower head as a mic] So, what about you?

What about me? I don't smell like an ashtray.

But you look like an ass-tray.