Gossip Girl quotes

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Chuck: What are you doing here?
Dan: What? Is this your hotel?
Nate: Actually, it is.
[Dan looks up at the building, confused]
Chuck: Yeah, so unless you have a reason to be here I'll have to ask you to wait on the curb with the rest of the trash.
Dan: Trash? Look, man, I live in Brooklyn, alright? Not the Ozarks. No offense to the Ozarks.

Dan: [Talking about Nate] The guy had one original thought last year. It died of loneliness.

Dan: Did you sleep with someone else?
Serena: Yes.
Dan: I'm done. [Dan walks away disgusted and angry and Serena starts crying]

Dan: Hey! What are you doing here?
Serena: I need to know why you love me.
Dan: Because I do.
Serena: I really want to trust you when you say those words, Dan, so maybe if I knew why, I'd stop being so scared of hearing them and afraid to say them.
Dan: Okay. Well, if you want to talk about why...
Serena: It has to do with my mom and her many marriages.
Dan: There. that's why. Because I actually like it when you interrupt me, which is often, by the way. I love you because you make no apologies about being exactly who you are... Beautiful, smart, sexy as hell.
Serena: Now you're embarrassing me.
Dan: That's another reason. You're totally unaware of the effects you have on me. You're also completely unaware that you laugh like a 4 year old. [Serena laughs] Just like that. And I love you because you can be with someone like me and still be best friends with someone like Blair.
Serena:: Yeah, well, I tried to be.
Dan: I know you do, and that's not easy, but you never give up on her. That is how amazing you are.
Serena: Well, you're amazing, too, for being able to say all of those things, you just are. [They kiss] And I love you... But I have to go.
Dan: What? what--what is it this time?
Serena: One of the many reasons you love me. [Blows Dan a kiss]

Dan: I was in the neighbourhood. Uh, give or take 70 blocks.

Dan: Let me just say. For the record. I like you. Only you.
Serena: Well, that's good because I feel the same about you.
Dan: Glad that's cleared up.

Dan: The arts and crafts were impressive, but how did you manage the real snow?
Serena: [Laughs] I'm well connected.
Dan: This is, without question, the best Christmas ever.
Serena: Ever. In the history of Christmas.

Dartmouth interviewer: Why should Dartmouth pick you as an usher?
Chuck: Why should I be chosen as an usher? [Thinks] I'm Chuck Bass.

Dartmouth interviewer: Why should Dartmouth pick you as an usher?
Dan: I believe I am the ideal Dartmouth candidate. I've been dreaming of Dartmouth for years. And I haven't asked Dartmouth...but I think she's been dreaming of me too.
[Dartmouth interviewer looks confused]
Dan: That was supposed to be a joke.

Dorota: '[on the phone with Lily]' I think you should have worry about your daughter. Worry like before she went away.

Elise: Jenny, why'd you want to meet here?
Jenny: Well, I was thinking, what is the one thing that no one in our group has - even Blair?
Elise: Compassion?
Jenny: [laughs] No, a boyfriend. If I'm gonna make it to Queen, I need a King.
Elise: Queen Elizabeth never had a boyfriend.
Jenny: But she only had the Spanish to conquer and I have Blair Waldorf.
Elise: What's top qualification?
Jenny: He has to be cute.
Elise: But not full of himself. [laughs]
Jenny: He has to be from the right kind of family. Eugh, but not disgusting.
[Jenny and Elise both laugh]

Erik: I mean, people thought that I was Gossip Girl.
Serena: [laughs] You have to admit, it made sense at the time.

Erik: Why would I stand here if front of everyone we know and tell them if it wasn't true? I'm gay, and so are you.

Georgina: Because I can.

Georgina: From the moment I met you, I've been falling for you.
Dan: You want to just go somewhere we can talk? Somewhere quiet?