Gossip Girl Season 1 quotes

Here's an inside tip, Little J: the faster you rise, the harder you fall. Hope that Hello Kitty sleeping bag doubles as a parachute.

Blair

Martini?

Jenny

No thanks, I don't like vodka.

Blair

Well, that's good. Because this is gin, as it should be.

Serena

Are you sure you didn't want any of my dinner? Your entrée was so small.

Dan

No no, it was amazing. I didn't realize fish could be creamed.

Lily

So where are you taking my daughter this evening?

Dan

[Sarcastically] Well, I thought we'd do a tour of New York underground. You know, go visit my friends, the mole people?

Vanessa

The Pacifier played for like a year.

Dan

And they said Vin Diesel couldn't do comedy.

Jenny

Let's play a game.

Chuck

I'd say strip poker, but I don't have any cards.

Rufus

Since when were you the patron saint of former rock stars?

Lily

Since when were you a rock star?

Dan

Let me just say. For the record. I like you. Only you.

Serena

Well, that's good because I feel the same about you.

Dan

Glad that's cleared up.

What was it we say about appearances? Yes, they can be deceiving. But most of the time, what you see is what you get.

Why is it that friends of Serena van der Woodsen have to search for her suitor? Have fables fallen so out of fashion that Princesses have to do everything themselves? Call us old school, but sometimes the Fairy Tale ending requires the Knight to get off his ass and saddle up his steed.

Blair

Who does this Dan Humphrey think he is? Serena is putting up a strong front, but I can see how hurt she is. We have to help her heal her heart.

Blair, it is pretty late notice.

Most of the good ones are already taken.

Blair

No more excuses! Serena must have the hottest date ever. If he's got plans, he'll change it. If he's got a girlfriend, he'll dump her. If he's out of town, he'll charter a G5 and fly home. Make it happen.

Blair

Is that a bong, Mother? I didn't take you for a stoner...

[to Chuck] What's with the business formal? Are you being arraigned for something?

Spotted: Bass, drunk off his ass, at The Palace bar drinking away his woes... and his investment capital.

As you might have guessed, Upper East Siders, prohibition never stood a chance against exhibition. It's human nature to be free. And no matter how long you try to be good, you can't keep a bad girl down.