BBBart Bass
[to Chuck] What's with the business formal? Are you being arraigned for something?
“Victor/Victrola” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Blair Waldorf (3), Chuck Bass (2), Serena van der Woodsen (2), Gossip Girl (2), Dan Humphrey (1), Rufus Humphrey (1)
Spotted: Bass, drunk off his ass, at The Palace bar drinking away his woes... and his investment capital.
As you might have guessed, Upper East Siders, prohibition never stood a chance against exhibition. It's human nature to be free. And no matter how long you try to be good, you can't keep a bad girl down.
So, do you think we should talk about it?
Abo--You mean, about, about Vanessa? No, you know what? She's like family, it feels comfortable. So, therefore, she often shows up without calling.
No, I mean, about what almost, maybe, might have just happened.
Oh, you mean if Vanessa hadn't entered and we...
Or we can not talk about it. [Leans in to kiss Dan]
[From outside the room] Dan! We're home. We got breakfast.
[Sits up from the bed and turns to Serena] Hungry?
So, I heard on Gossip Girl that you were having sex with Dan out here...in streaming video.
Oh, God. Kati and Is filmed us?
Well, it's not very high school musical scandalous. And no, they haven't streamed it...yet. But, I heard it was aggressive.
I must say, Dan has been surprisingly good at everything we've done.
Which is? Everything?
No! But, feel free to ask any personal questions.
But you've talked about it, right?
No, mom! We haven't.
May I remind you that this is your first real boyfriend, S. And in relationships, you talk about stuff.
I know, but, I don't know. Sometimes talking about it or planning it can ruin a good thing, you know?
I would know. Well, as long as you're not worried.
Well, I'm not. But, I don't know, he might be. Is it possible for a guy to want to slow things down?
Only the guys we like. [They both laugh] But with you, I can't imagine why.
You want your dad to invest in a strip joint. How midtown.
Hey, burlesque club! A respectable place, where people can be transported to another time. Feel free to let loose with no judgement, pure escape. What happens in Victrola stays in Victrola.
Well, it does have franchise potential. Chuck Bass, I do believe all your years of underage boozing and womanizing have finally paid off. Truly, I am proud.
Well, you are my toughest critic. Well, second toughest.
You know I got moves.
Really? Then why don't you get up there?
I'm just saying I have moves.
Come on, you're ten times hotter than any of those girls.
I know what you're doing, Bass. [Pause] You really don't think I'll go up there.
I know you won't do it.
Guard my drink.
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