I want you to have this.
Why?
Because I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.
S3 E3The Lost Boy
You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Well, it's just that I've never been more pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?
Judging by the size of the sock on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock.
Finally, what happened in Santorini?
S3 E4Dan de Fleurette
PPhotographer
Why did you want me to take that girl's picture?
Dumbo could always fly. He just needed a magic feather.
People change, Chuck.
Not you. Not about this. Jenny Humphrey, who used to sit in Brooklyn and look at the lights across the water. Who went toe-to-toe with Blair Waldorf and actually won her respect. You can't tell me that girl still isn't there. Now that the dream is real, you owe it to her to live it.
Blair doesn't want me to be queen.
Maybe we can make her reconsider
Morning, Beautiful.
NYU is hell!
What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?
[to nerds] By the way, sandals are not shoes!
How have you never heard of Olivia Burke?! I thought you lived in Brooklyn, not a cave.
I'm Chuck Bass and I told you I love you. You're saying I'm easier to win over than a bunch of pseudo-intellectual homesick malcontents. You really insult me like this.
It's not how it is.
It's exactly how it is. So the next time you forget, you're Blair Waldorf. Remember I'm Chuck Bass and I love you. [kisses her]
S3 E5Rufus getting married
The toilets in Tokyo talk!
BBree
We're southern, so family loyalty is big down there
Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.
What, you know him?
Um. Oh, yeah, that was-
Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!
I'm giving you a choice. You can go to the wedding, tell Serena the ugly truth. Even if by some chance she can stomach you after that, you still have to deal with Bree, her family, and a little something they like to call Southern justice.
CCarter
Or?
[To Carter] I'm sick of being your travel agent. This ticket's the last. It's one-way.
[To Vanessa] Remind me later to kill you. Please.
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