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S3 E6Enough About Eve

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[To Vanessa] When you talked me out of meeting Dan's parents, you said it was because they looked down at Hollywood people.

And they probably do now. You were pretty annoying.

Chuck!

Chuck is gone.

But I need to talk to him. I need to explain.

Blair whatever you needed him to do, do you really think he would have refused you?

No. He'd never say no. To anything. I messed up, didn't I?

Are you upset because... you kissed a guy?

I'm upset because I kissed somebody that wasn't you... You really think I've never kissed a guy before?

Love me?

Always.

S3 E9They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?

Morning! Oh, I see the moving in went well!

Hey Blair.

Blair..

Excuse the mess. How was dinner? Did you and Serena worked things out?

Oh no, she took off immediatly, thank God. Then I had to relieve her for mentor duties. Is that pole artist wearing my agent provocator corset?

...

Just make sure she's careful under the high hooks, they pinch. I just came to grab a dress for tonight! [Goes to the other room]

The last time I saw Blair that freakishly calm...

...Was when Serena left for boarding school.

And you know as well as I do, the calm won't last. And when it breaks, there are going to be pieces of Blair all over the wall. And I really don't want to clean up that mess.

What is she and Serena fighting about this time?

Basically, how each one loves the other more than the other loves her. [Goes to her bag, takes and hides her phone]

Can you even fight about that?

You might want to ring house keeping. Chocolate leaves a stain! Toodles!!

S3 E22Last Tango, Then Paris

No matter how far you run, you can never truly escape, everything catches up to you at the end and when it does, it usually kicks your ass.

Rufus, teenage girls are nightmares. As soon as they realize that you'll love them no matter what they do, you lose all your power. You just have to wait until they finish college. Or in Serena's case, rebel and NOT go.

Miss Blair loves the Empire State Building. Even though she doesnt want to and she should just admit it and make all our lives easier.

But this is pretty romantic thing he's doing. If not going that means never having Mr. Chuck in your life again. Are you prepared to leave like that?

Yes, but even if I'm not, if you let me go anywhere near 34 street there won't be a miracle but a massacre. Now put on your walking shoes; we're going on a date.

Last night…

Don't even finish those words, unless… unless they end with ...was a mistake, I mean right?

Right, my thoughts exactly, I mean we… we're both in relationships.

Yeah, yeah it was totally meaningless.

I mean we… just fell sleep.

Yeah, after a entire bottle of wine, and a lot of taking...

...and one kiss.

Did that even happen? I'm not sure that even happened…

I used to think that S and lonely boy were the most boring couple on the Upper East side, but what makes them actually great together… is when they're supposed to be with other people.

We all try on old clothes, from time to time, may be surprised when they still fit, but that doesn't mean we should wear them again… EVER.

Absolutely, I don't wanna jeopardize my friendship with Nate, or my relationship with Vanessa, as much as you don't wanna jeopardize your relationship with Nate, or your friendship with Vanessa. Are you friends with Vanessa?

Blair, what are you doing here?

Someone has to give you the smack down you so richly deserve. That it's me who gets to do it is just the cherry on top.

Bring it on. I knew when I sent the blast there would be fall out.

When're you gonna get it? For three years you've tried to worm your way into our world, but you'll never be a part of it, no matter what you do. This isn't copy cat dressing in Constance, or dumping dairy on your best friends head to prove a point, this is Nate and Serena, that's mythic, you don't mess with that and survive, you're hurting people I love, you're hurting people you love…

I wasn't trying to…

Nate loves Serena, Dan loves Vanessa “god knows why”, and Chuck loves me, but you Jenny, no one loves you, except your daddy, and after what you pulled yesterday, who knows if that's even true anymore… well I guess you'll find out now…

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