What do you think about my coat?
I like it... Why?
And now?
Even better.
And... what about my headband?
I... admire it
And... my stocking?
Oh, I adore them.
My dress?
I worship it.
How do you feel about me? Say it...
I...
S2 E25The Goodbye Gossip Girl
Why aren't you in Europe?
I was in Paris, but only to get your favourite macaroons from Pierre Hermès
And Germany?
To pick up your favorite Falke stockings, you know how I adore them.
What are you doing here then?
You were right. I was a coward running away again. Everywhere I went, you caught up with me so I have to come back.
I Wanna believe you, but I can't. You hurt me too many times.
You can believe me this time.
Oh, that's it?
I love you too. [They kiss]
Like, can you say it twice [They kiss again] No, I'm serious, say it twice
I love you, I love you, that's three, four, I love you.
XOXO, Gossip Girl
Gossip Girl can be right about you all she wants. But I won't let her be right about me, I will not be weak any more. You can't run. You have to stay here, and hear it this time. Chuck Bass, I love you. I love you soo much, it consumes me. I love you. And I know you love me too. Tell me you love me, and everything we've done, all the gossip, and the lies, and the hurt, will have been for something. Tell me it was for something.
Not so fast. You're not graduating until I give you my diplomas. Mine are labels, and labels stick. Nate Archibald: Class whore. Dan Humphrey: The ultimate insider. Chuck Bass: Coward. Blair Waldorf: Weakling. And as for Serena van der Woodsen, after today, you are officially irrelevant. Congratulations, everyone. You deserve it.
S3 E1Reversals of Fortune
We could never be boring.
You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
I'm not Chuck Bass without you.
You're forgetting one simple fact. Sleeping with the enemy is hot. Why do you think I had the whole Ivanka thing?
I see the cat's out of the bag.
And topless on valentino's yacht.
Thats not fair. Everyone's topless on Valentinos yacht.
What about this one where she's dancing on the table?
Well, thats what you do in Barcelona.
And this one with Prince Harry doing shots off of-
That's what you do in St. Tropez!
[On Dan's wallet] What is this? Oh, it's where you keep your... hundred dollar bills.
Do you know how hard it is to break one of those things? I don't know why they even make them.
Chuck, none of these girls are even worth humiliating, looking in the mirror will do that for them.
Is everything ok? What's going on?
Nothing's going on, why?
This is a one stop shop and you're acting like everything's last season. I thought you wanted to play.
I did! I do.
[Chuck looks at her intensely]
I did. The summer was great. We had a lot of fun. Maybe summer's over?
OK. If that's what you want.
Is that what you want?
I want you to be happy. However, that's achieved.
They are a bunch of friends, in which Serena, who slept with Dan, who was sleeping with Vanessa, who slept with Chuck, who slept with Blair, who slept with Nate who slept with Serena.
S3 E2The Freshman
My parents said it was either bible camp or college, so... go Bobcats!
So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.
Oh, I still hold him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
You mean he dumped you because he found out you were Satan.
KKatie
So was everyone in your high school totally jealous of Dan for being such a great writer?
Dan's a writer?
BBree
You know if we really started dating, after a few months you'd realize you couldn't stand the way that I laugh, I'd hate the way that you chew, and we'd break up.
That's a romantic story.
Look, sis, for people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby or a poodle.
S3 E3The Lost Boy
I can't believe you lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!
I learned from the best.
That photograph is mine! [exits]
She stole my shoes?
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