Nate Archibald quotes from Gossip Girl

Blair

Your dad left you a letter? You have to read it.

Nate

Yeah, aren't you curious as to what it says?

Chuck

I think I can guess. "You're a disappointment of a son. I'd die of embarrassment if I wasn't already. Why do you wear so much purple?"

Blair

Thanks for making sure I got home okay.

Nate Archibald

Your welcome. I wanted to make sure you're fine.. which you are so..

Blair

Wait... stay.

Blair

You know what I just thinking? Jennifer Aniston is totally fine now. I'm sure Brad doesnt even feel bad anymore.

Nate Archibald

[giggles] Uhh okay.

Blair

I mean, I'm sure there were some colateral damage which is always sad but his fate lay with Angelina, and he knew that. So he had a tough conversation and moved on.

Nate Archibald

This is your way of saying I should break up with Vanessa....? So that me and you can...

Blair

...embrace our fate, yes.

Blair

Unfortunately for him, the only way your plan is going to work is by some act of God.

Georgina

[Enters through the door as heavenly music starts] Wow, look at that. I'm so glad that everybody's here.

Dan

Alright, we need to get this crazy girl out of here.

Serena

Chuck, what is she doing here?

Blair

Are you trying to have me killed?! Bass?!

Chuck

She's fine!

Nate

Shh! Shut up!

Blair

Oh, my God. I am going to scream at somebody right now.

Chuck

Calm down. She has been fine the whole cab ride home.

Serena

Is this how you found out about the night at Butter? You bring Georgina here?!

Georgina

[Answers the phone] Hey, does anyone know a guy named Gabriel?

You know if we really started dating, after a few months you'd realize you couldn't stand the way that I laugh, I'd hate the way that you chew, and we'd break up.

Nate

That's a romantic story.

Blair

Morning! Oh, I see the moving in went well!

Chuck

Hey Blair.

Nate

Blair..

Chuck

Excuse the mess. How was dinner? Did you and Serena worked things out?

Blair

Oh no, she took off immediatly, thank God. Then I had to relieve her for mentor duties. Is that pole artist wearing my agent provocator corset?

Chuck

...

Blair

Just make sure she's careful under the high hooks, they pinch. I just came to grab a dress for tonight! [Goes to the other room]

Chuck

The last time I saw Blair that freakishly calm...

Nate

...Was when Serena left for boarding school.

Chuck

And you know as well as I do, the calm won't last. And when it breaks, there are going to be pieces of Blair all over the wall. And I really don't want to clean up that mess.

Nate

What is she and Serena fighting about this time?

Chuck

Basically, how each one loves the other more than the other loves her. [Goes to her bag, takes and hides her phone]

Nate

Can you even fight about that?

Blair

You might want to ring house keeping. Chocolate leaves a stain! Toodles!!

Nate

What your dad did was very wrong Serena…

Serena

That was not for you to decide.

Serena

Now it's our turn.

Chuck

You're obsession with Serena has grown tiresome.

Blair

Just because you have no money and delusions of grandeur, does not make it okay for you to be a single white trash female.

Nate, this isn't me. You know that.

Nate

How would I ever believe anything you say again.

Blair

Well you can believe the part where she does her own hair.

Serena

You tried to destroy my friendship with Blair, my reputation, my academic career...

Chuck

You failed every time, and now it's time for you to go.

I'm trying to.

Nate

He's talking about Columbia.

Blair

You don't belong there anyway.

Chuck

If we catch you hanging around there again there will be consequences.

Blair

And we're really good at payback.

Spotted: One ugly duckling exiled. Let's hope she doesn't turn into a black swan.