Morning! Oh, I see the moving in went well!
Hey Blair.
Blair..
Excuse the mess. How was dinner? Did you and Serena worked things out?
Oh no, she took off immediatly, thank God. Then I had to relieve her for mentor duties. Is that pole artist wearing my agent provocator corset?
...
Just make sure she's careful under the high hooks, they pinch. I just came to grab a dress for tonight! [Goes to the other room]
The last time I saw Blair that freakishly calm...
...Was when Serena left for boarding school.
And you know as well as I do, the calm won't last. And when it breaks, there are going to be pieces of Blair all over the wall. And I really don't want to clean up that mess.
What is she and Serena fighting about this time?
Basically, how each one loves the other more than the other loves her. [Goes to her bag, takes and hides her phone]
Can you even fight about that?
You might want to ring house keeping. Chocolate leaves a stain! Toodles!!
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