Blair Waldorf quotes from Gossip Girl

Chuck

[After Blair has been turned down for Anne Archibald's charity because of her relationship with Chuck] I'll give you the money to start whatever foundation you want.

Blair

It won't change anything. Anne's right. As long as I'm with you I'm Hillary in the White House. And I want to be Hillary, Secretary of State but... with better hair.

Chuck

Then you'll find another way to show the world you're a force to be reckoned with. We'll build our futures together.

Blair

I followed my heart all last year and it led me nowhere. Now I need to follow my head.

Chuck

You don't need to chose between them. Look at Brad and Angelina. They take turns on top.

Blair

Yeah, but she won an Oscar first. I'm sorry, but I have to be Blair Waldorf before I can be Chuck Bass' girlfriend.

Chuck

I love you.

Blair

I love you too. [Pause] I don't expect you to wait.

Chuck

If two people were meant to be together, eventually they'll find their way back.

Blair

Do you really believe that?

Chuck

I do.

Blair

So do I.

Blair

What are you doing here? I don’t have the energy to rehash tonight’s hysterics. I think you should leave.

Chuck

I’m not here to apologize about what happened tonight.

Blair

Then what are you here to apologize for?

Chuck

Everything else. I’m sorry for losing my temper the night you told me Louis proposed to you. I’m sorry for not waiting longer at the Empire State Building. I’m sorry for treating you like property. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you I loved you when I knew I did. Most of all I’m sorry that I gave up on us when you never did.

Blair

Thank you. I hope never giving up on people isn’t going to be my downfall.

Chuck

That’s why you’re going to be an amazing mother. You’re always there for the people you love. Even when they don’t deserve it.

Blair

You know that’s never going to change.

Chuck

It’s okay if it has to. Starting tonight I’m going to take care of myself.

Blair

Is that all?

Chuck

[Pauses] Yeah.

Chuck

Dr. Krueger thought you were upset I returned the ring.

Blair

He has too many PhDs. They cancel each other out and make him a moron.

Chuck

I returned it because you asked me to let you go. I wanted to move on to give you the happy life you deserve.

Blair

All this time, I've blamed you for pulling me into the dark. But I was wrong. It was me who brought out your dark side. And now that I'm with Louis, I've done the same to him. I'm sorry.

Chuck

You never pulled me to the dark side, Blair.

Blair

I appreciate you trying to make me feel better, but I have my answer.

Chuck

You were the lightest thing that ever came into my life.

Blair

Then... why did it take letting me go to find this whole new side of yourself?

Chuck

I only turned dark and desperate because I was afraid of losing you. Your love kept me alive.

Blair

But you survived without me.

Chuck

The worst thing happened, and I didn't die. But I had to find a new way to move on with my life. I only want you to be happy. I'm just sorry it couldn't be with me.

Blair

[On the phone with Chuck] Do you think you could love another man's child?

Chuck

Why are you asking me this?

Blair

I'm...paralyzed. I can't move, I can't breathe... You have to help me.

Chuck

I can't make this decision for you, Blair. You're the one that has to live with it.

Blair

But what's the right choice, Chuck?

Chuck

I can't imagine it would be a mistake to marry to father of your child. Right?

Blair

What's going on? Did you have something to do with this?

Chuck

No. Dan arranged it for us.

Blair

What "us"?

Chuck

The us I should have fought for when you called. The us that is not just you and me, but you, me and your baby.

Blair

Then w-why did you tell me choose Louis?

Chuck

I thought it was selfish if I was the one to tell you to break up your family.

Blair

That was the moment you chose not to be selfish?

Chuck

Timing has never been our strong suit. I had it all wrong. Just because Louis is the father of your baby, does not mean you should be with him, you should be with me.

Blair

Why?

Chuck

Because I'm going to love your baby as much as I love you.

Blair

What are you doing here?

Chuck

Trust me, the last thing I wanted to do was show up today, but even your own mother seems to think we need to talk.

Blair

Well, what I need is for you to—

Chuck

Don't marry him.

Blair

Chuck.

Chuck

Don't marry him.

Blair

All those people out there are waiting for me.

Chuck

Yes, they are. But they also want you to be happy, which you're not going to be if you go through with this. Tell me I'm wrong and I'll leave. [Blair stays silent] You can't. Because it should be us up there and you know it.

Blair

It's not that simple.

Chuck

It's only that simple, you told me you loved me and I know that was true.

Blair

It is! Of course I love you, Chuck. I've always loved you. I love you more and more every day if it's even possibly to love someone that much.

Chuck

Get out of here with me, right now. We can go anywhere, just as long as we're together.

Blair

I know you don't understand and I don't expect you to. But even if I weren't with Louis... I couldn't be with you. Just know that... not living with you is the hardest thing I've ever done. But at least I have someone who loves me by my side. You should find someone who loves you too.

Chuck

I have. She's standing right in front of me.

Blair

I know it sounds crazy, but I really am doing this for you.

Serena

We both know if you have feelings for someone, nothing else in the world matters.

Blair

That's not true. We're not servants to our emotions. We can control them, suppress them, stomp them out like bugs.

Blair

[wearing a pink dress, walking toward The Met with Dan] I feel like a prom queen doing the walk of shame.

Dan

You look like a princess. Now I'm not gonna lie. [Holding a crown] This is cubic zirconia that I got from a costume shop. But you'll sell it.

Blair

Cubic zirconia does not touch this body.

Blair

I love you. I'm in love with you. I've tried to kill it, to run away from it, but I can't... I don't want to anymore.

Chuck

So what?

Blair

So now we can be together. It's not what you want?

Chuck

It was. Before I lost everything.

Chuck

I always put you first. And you bet against me every time. Now I have nothing.

Blair

You have me.

Chuck

It's not enough. I need a future.

Blair

Than let me be part of it.

Chuck

I dont't want to be Mr. Blair Waldorf. I'm Chuck Bass.

Blair

[to Chuck, at the casino in Monaco] You fought for me all year. I've come to fight for you.

Will you be joining the game?

Blair

You said I always bet against you. But this time I'm all in.

Blair

So the whole time you refused to speak to me for choosing Chuck, you were cheating on me with Serena.

Dan

It was only once, and you heard the tape, she manipulated me into it.

Blair

In order to claim date rape, you have to say no.

Dan

She told me, you chose Chuck. Which turns out, wasn't even a lie, you just didn't have the decency to tell me yourself.

Blair

I intended to. But I respected you enough not to sleep with him until I did. I thought Chuck sleeping with Jenny was the most despicable thing someone could do to me. But this is worse, because you pretended to be better. At least I ended up with the right person.

Dan

You ended up with no one. Chuck is never going to be finished fighting with his father and that ring around your neck? Never going to be on your finger.

Blair

I would rather be with no one than with you.

Blair

Did someone order a thanksgiving spread?

Chuck

You just cost my dimwitted doorman his holiday bonus.

Blair

Don't blame him. I told him you called for a stripper and obviously, I'm a convincing one. I've come to kidnap you and bring you to Serena and Dan's Thanksgiving.

Chuck

I'm not going anywhere you are, unless you want me to call security.

Blair

Don't be a Grumpy Gus. Bart and Lilly won't be there. Come on, let's get you cleaned up.

Chuck

What part of our last conversation do you not understand. As long as I cannot defeat my father, we can never be together.

Blair

Just because we can't live happily ever after, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun once in a while.

Chuck

We made a pact. Need I remind you, what that means?

Blair

But it's been too long since Monaco. Pocahontas needs her John Smith.

Chuck

I always thought of myself as a more John Rolfe kind of man.

Blair

That's my Chuck. You can play both, after dinner.

Chuck

And you're sure Lilly and Bart are gone?

Blair

They are. And now, so is my appetite. When was the last time you showered?

Chuck

Only if you'll join me.

Blair

Are you okay?

Serena

I don't know. But you can gloat. You were right.

Blair

For the first time ever I'm sorry I was. Well, ninety percent of me is sorry. Ten percent of me is glad I was right.

Serena

Thanksgiving is ruined once again.

Blair

Are you kidding? What is Thanksgiving without a side of drama? And pie. Apple or pumpkin?

Serena

Both.

Blair

I just got your text. What happened?

Chuck

Lily has finally seen the light. She's going to help me take down Bart. Will you go to war with me?

Blair

I thought you'd never ask.