Will (to Emma): If you were to write yourself a pamphlet, what would it be called?
"So You're Freaking Out Because The Man You're Supposed to Marry Parades Back Into Town and You Don't Feel Like You Know Him Anymore."
S4 E15Girls (and Boys) on Film
My first real week in New York and I'm snowbound in Bushwick with a bunch of musical theater queens. It's like Eli Roth decided to make a gay horror movie and this is the scene right before we all eat each other.
S4 E16Feud
You're a natural leader, Finn. A teacher. You don't need Mr. Shue's approval to be that.
Yeah, but I do need a little thing called a teaching degree.
So, go get one.
[to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.
Rachel, you can't just blow past this like nothing ever happened. This is a wake-up call. This is an opportunity for you to take a hard look at the choices that you're making, where your life is heading.
I can't take it anymore! Okay, it's bad enough you're treating me like you're lucky, but I'm not gonna sit here while you fake compliment Ryder just to hurt me!
S4 E17Guilty Pleasures
My most guilty pleasure of late: my boyfriend arm. I ordered it one night while on Ambien.
My art teacher thinks I'm some kind of genius like the ugly guy in "Shine" except with macaroni.
I don't even think you need all of these beauty products, Rachel because they're not really having the desired effect unless your goal is to look like a reject from the "Shahs of Sunset."
S4 E18Shooting Star
[to Will] I have punched a charging hippo square in the face and not been as scared as I am right now.
I'm really surprised that Jesus Christ Superstar has chosen to end the world this way instead of the way he killed off the dinosaurs which was a global yeast infection.
At the risk of stepping out of character, I brought donuts to calm everyone's frayed nerves.
S4 E19Sweet Dreams
[to Rachel] You're one of the most unique talents in the world. You always shine your brightest when you do something personal, something intimately important that defines you. Just do something that takes you back to the roots of your passion.
I've got the rest of my life to be a grown-up and for now, it's okay to be young.
Like George Jefferson, I'm movin' on up!
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