Roz quotes from Glee

Roz

Like George Jefferson, I'm movin' on up!

Sue

You know, Roz, the English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you. And I'm onto you. Yeah, I've seen All About Eve. I know what you're planning. You're waiting for me to take maternity leave, and then you're going to swoop in and try to steal my job.

Roz

Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Wait. Oh, my God. Hold up. Maternity leave?! Are you pulling my leg?!

Sue

No, I am not. I am getting pregnant, and then I am having a baby.

Roz

With whose vagina!? Sue, you can't have no baby. You are old as a hill. You ain't gonna give birth to no child. You gonna give birth to a grandchild. You gonna get in them stirrups, and you gonna push and push, and a full-grown adult gonna pop out with a briefcase and a job talking on a cell phone.

Sue

Black Sue, it's no secret I despise you. I spent the weekend sending your photo to ivory poachers who could make an absolute fortune selling your enormous white teeth on the black market. Yet it sounds like you and I finally have something to agree on.

Roz

Look, I understand kids making jokes about things they find uncomfortable, like how there's a cheerleading coach at their school who's old as dirt and still trying to have a baby, who they know is gonna come out looking weird with rabies and wings, and it's gonna fly out of your hat box and straight back into hell. But domestic violence? That's nothing to joke about.