My most guilty pleasure of late: my boyfriend arm. I ordered it one night while on Ambien.
S4 E17Guilty Pleasures
My art teacher thinks I'm some kind of genius like the ugly guy in "Shine" except with macaroni.
I don't even think you need all of these beauty products, Rachel because they're not really having the desired effect unless your goal is to look like a reject from the "Shahs of Sunset."
S4 E18Shooting Star
[to Will] I have punched a charging hippo square in the face and not been as scared as I am right now.
I'm really surprised that Jesus Christ Superstar has chosen to end the world this way instead of the way he killed off the dinosaurs which was a global yeast infection.
At the risk of stepping out of character, I brought donuts to calm everyone's frayed nerves.
S4 E19Sweet Dreams
[to Rachel] You're one of the most unique talents in the world. You always shine your brightest when you do something personal, something intimately important that defines you. Just do something that takes you back to the roots of your passion.
I've got the rest of my life to be a grown-up and for now, it's okay to be young.
Like George Jefferson, I'm movin' on up!
S4 E20Lights Out
We're so focused on being plugged in to the Twitterverse and the blogosphere that we don't appreciate what's actually right in front of us and I think that that's just sad and lame.
The last thing I want to do is pay 30 grand a year to get a degree for doing something that I'm already freaking Wonder Woman at.
[to Sue] Something went down at that school and it has something to do with you. Someway, somehow, the kids are still shaken up. No one feels safe. Set the record straight. We need you, Coach Sue.
S4 E21Wonder-ful
[to Artie] Duh, I'm trying to be wonderful. I like to switch it up, be unpredictable. Sometimes I'm sweet, sometimes I'm sour. Keeps it interesting.
Are you gonna argue with our Lord and Saviour Jesus?
I mean, I'm Jewish.
So was he.
I wanted to formally ask for your permission to ask Kurt to marry me.
You kidding, or you nuts?
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